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re: Ideas on what to do with a giant spider?

Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to
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Do spider legs taste anything like crab legs?


If they did I'm sure Jamais Winston would be stealing them.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:08 pm to
That picture is a nice use of perspective.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:09 pm to
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But when they start crawling out of your cold dead corpse mouth, I swear to Sweet 8-Day Old Baby Jeebus that I will light your arse up like a Roman Candle!


Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68242 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:12 pm to
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So my kids found and captured a giant spider.


wtf is wrong with your kids. they should've came and got you for the flamethrower
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:13 pm to
Bombard with radiation, release, and watch the fun begin.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:13 pm to
They aren't pussies?

They are way too young to use the flammenwerfer
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
387 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:15 pm to
Venomous, not poisonous. Fast on their tiny feets. Will bite if they feel threatened.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:18 pm to
put it back in the backyard.

my yard in Lake Charles had a permanent OUT OF BOUNDS area in the back left, where a spider bigger than your hand held sway.

He would warn passersby off by making his whole web move.

When we moved there, the first time I mowed, I encountered "him".
My dad came home and inspected my work. He asked why no mowing in the back corner. I explained. No one asked about it again the years I lived there.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:21 pm to
Did you occasionally find hobbit skeletons there by any chance?
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:34 pm to
It's a wolf spiders with babies on its back. You can kill it with a spray of raid.

How ever an aerosol can and a stick lighter is much more entertaining.

We use to catch them when I was a kid and hit em with the flamethrower. It was like homemade fireworks bc the babies run around while on fire
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:37 pm to
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We use to catch them when I was a kid and hit em with the flamethrower. It was like homemade fireworks bc the babies run around while on fire


This sounds kind of awesome to be honest.

I may let my little boy take it to school tomorrow for show and tell and let nature take its course.

Something like this

Posted by tigersandsaints
Member since Dec 2005
10675 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Louisiane
Member since Mar 2017
74 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 8:50 pm to
Wolf spiders are cool as shite. Don't kill it. They kill all kinds of other bugs around your property.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 9:17 pm to
I want to throw up
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