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re: Ideas on what to do with a giant spider?

Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to
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Bring it into your home, earn it's trust, then train it to kill your enemies.


Its.


And do giant spiders eat protesters?
Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to
Release her and her babies far far away
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:44 pm to
First you make your kids go live with your ex-wife because they're dumb

Second I'd throw it in a fire
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:53 pm to
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 6:55 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:54 pm to
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And do giant spiders eat protesters?


Anything with that many babies needing a daddy will damn sure scare the hell out of 'em.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:55 pm to
She's a proud independent black spider who don't need no man!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:58 pm to
I'm just worried for the children. Don't want them to grow up without a strong male role model. They could turn out bad.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:58 pm to
Its a fricking spider.. Not much really bothers me, but I hate a fricking spider.. Kill that cock sucker..
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:59 pm to
Whatever he does, he needs to film it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:00 pm to
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My stomach just turned inside out when I saw all those little baby spiders




One time my brother saw a spider outside, it was a big small spider.. When he stepped on it, turns out it was as big as it was because it was pregnant and all these little small spiders started crawling everywhere.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:02 pm to
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Release her and her babies far far away



Why? The spider population is not at risk, in fact, I could do with less spiders.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46358 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:02 pm to
Looks like a harmless wolf spider. Free it and let it eat bugs
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:04 pm to


I wonder if I can raise it and train it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to
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Why? The spider population is not at risk, in fact, I could do with less spiders.


We could do with a lot less of many populations not at risk.

It hasn't hurt anything. And it's huge. It could grow to a ripe old age and live a long life of terrifying people.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to
Do spider legs taste anything like crab legs?
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to
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HOLY frick! I'm calling the maid to help me out with this one.


Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46358 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to
Well thats a headcrab.

The Combine and G Man will soon follow.

Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1790 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to
IDK what to tell you to do???

But when they start crawling out of your cold dead corpse mouth, I swear to Sweet 8-Day Old Baby Jeebus that I will light your arse up like a Roman Candle!
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