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re: Ideas on what to do with a giant spider?
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to PsychTiger
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Bring it into your home, earn it's trust, then train it to kill your enemies.
Its.
And do giant spiders eat protesters?
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:42 pm to fr33manator
Release her and her babies far far away
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:44 pm to fr33manator
First you make your kids go live with your ex-wife because they're dumb
Second I'd throw it in a fire
Second I'd throw it in a fire
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:53 pm to fr33manator

This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:54 pm to fr33manator
quote:
And do giant spiders eat protesters?
Anything with that many babies needing a daddy will damn sure scare the hell out of 'em.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:55 pm to PsychTiger
She's a proud independent black spider who don't need no man!
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:58 pm to fr33manator
I'm just worried for the children. Don't want them to grow up without a strong male role model. They could turn out bad.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:58 pm to fr33manator
Its a fricking spider.. Not much really bothers me, but I hate a fricking spider.. Kill that cock sucker..
Posted on 5/1/17 at 6:59 pm to OweO
Whatever he does, he needs to film it. 
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:00 pm to msutiger
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My stomach just turned inside out when I saw all those little baby spiders
One time my brother saw a spider outside, it was a big small spider.. When he stepped on it, turns out it was as big as it was because it was pregnant and all these little small spiders started crawling everywhere.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:02 pm to Pussykat
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Release her and her babies far far away
Why? The spider population is not at risk, in fact, I could do with less spiders.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:02 pm to fr33manator
Looks like a harmless wolf spider. Free it and let it eat bugs
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:04 pm to OweO
I wonder if I can raise it and train it
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to OweO
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Why? The spider population is not at risk, in fact, I could do with less spiders.
We could do with a lot less of many populations not at risk.
It hasn't hurt anything. And it's huge. It could grow to a ripe old age and live a long life of terrifying people.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to fr33manator
Do spider legs taste anything like crab legs?
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:06 pm to PaperPaintball92
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HOLY frick! I'm calling the maid to help me out with this one.

Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to fr33manator
Well thats a headcrab.
The Combine and G Man will soon follow.
The Combine and G Man will soon follow.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 7:07 pm to fr33manator
IDK what to tell you to do???
But when they start crawling out of your cold dead corpse mouth, I swear to Sweet 8-Day Old Baby Jeebus that I will light your arse up like a Roman Candle!
But when they start crawling out of your cold dead corpse mouth, I swear to Sweet 8-Day Old Baby Jeebus that I will light your arse up like a Roman Candle!
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