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I work with about a dozen legal secretaries, and all of them are divorced.

Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:58 pm
Either legal secretaries are the worst people in the world at picking men, or they're all batshit crazy.
Posted by TigerDude80
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:59 pm to
Pics of said secretaries?
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:59 pm to
It's because they're banging the lawyers, Eagle Eye.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:59 pm to
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Slippy
has a woman's job
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 2:59 pm to
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dozen legal secretaries


Pics?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53442 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:03 pm to
Similar here, and they are also on so many anti-depressants/anti-anxiety whatever else things that it's like a pharmacy in the office.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:03 pm to
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Either legal secretaries are the worst people in the world at picking men, or they're all batshit crazy.


I'm a legal secretary. I've never been married but I am batshit crazy. Just anecdotal, but thought I'd share.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5520 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:04 pm to
Those girls frick
Posted by Restomod
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:05 pm to
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batshit crazy.


Fun in the sack tho
Posted by hardhead
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:07 pm to
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legal secretaries,


waitresses that make a little better money
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:07 pm to
They work in a profession that specializes in screwing men over and giving women the absolute lion’s share.

That’s like being surprised that most people that work in butcher shops like meat.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:13 pm to
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Either legal secretaries are the worst people in the world at picking men, or they're all batshit crazy.
They can be both.

Crazy + Stupid are not mutually exclusive:

Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:20 pm to
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Pics of said secretaries?

Dumbest thread ever unless this happens.
Posted by Orange_and_Blur
Gainesville
Member since Nov 2017
644 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:22 pm to
Bert has gained 225lbs since that photo was taken. 125lb in his hot wife and 100lb in body fat.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:24 pm to
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It's because they're banging the lawyers, Eagle Eye.



All the good ones already married up and stopped working years ago

the ones that are left...
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:25 pm to
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They work in a profession that specializes in screwing men over and giving women the absolute lion’s share.



Correct, this is about 99% of the profession

The other 1% is defending murderers and rapists
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36092 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:28 pm to
Female lawyers are far worse people than female legal secretaries. The stereotype of a female lawyer where I am is a thrice-divorced mega count with kids that are either addicts or royal frick ups.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95781 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:30 pm to
I thought the perception of female lawyers were bitches with a huge chip on their shoulder and possibly wearing a jock strap.
Posted by Magician2
Member since Oct 2015
14553 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:32 pm to
Do you work at TPBP?
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:33 pm to
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