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re: I work with about a dozen legal secretaries, and all of them are divorced.

Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66470 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:33 pm to
i swear my dad wants to fire every new secretary he gets. they're all retarded it seems
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79325 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 3:48 pm to
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I thought the perception of female lawyers were bitches with a huge chip on their shoulder and possibly wearing a jock strap.



Having witnessed how it develops, they kind of have to be

If you're in a small town or something, you'll probably get steamrolled by your male counterparts and asked to plan parties and fill in for secretarial work

If you're in big law, you work your arse off, probably don't say "no" when people dump projects on you, and get abused by 40-50 year old female paralegals and other staff.

Make no mistake, plenty of young female attorneys come into it with a fabricated chip on their shoulder and they're just basically bad people. But it's a hard profession for men (especially in big law), for women it can just turn your soul black.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 4:16 pm to
which is why so many drop out after 5 years to have babies, or turn those judicial clerkships into permanent clerkships. Then run for judge in BR.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20091 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 5:55 pm to
A truth spoken on the OT?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4117 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:38 pm to
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Big law


Always seemed kind of like Walmart to me. There's a bunch of people there but you always have to ask somebody else in another department. Hence big law really equals big bill.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 6:40 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:53 pm to
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Those girls frick


That is correct.

But for God's sake (and yours) don't get her pregnant.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16245 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:59 pm to
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I'm a legal secretary. I've never been married but I am batshit crazy. Just anecdotal, but thought I'd share.


How you doin girl? How bout you give me your contact info???

quote:

NoHoTiger


Nevermind.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:59 pm to
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It's because they're banging the lawyers, Eagle Eye.

All except for the OP. Congrats on being the only person in your office not getting any secks
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63549 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:01 pm to
I thought you were in the mental healthcare field, NoHo.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49867 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:16 pm to
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I'm a legal secretary. I've never been married but I am batshit crazy.



How you doin?
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5530 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:59 pm to
Don't have to worry about me brah. I'm locked down
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12731 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:33 pm to
My wife is a legal secretary. Happily married, and she isn't bat shite crazy (just a little crazy).

Apparently, you just work with the worst ones.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2612 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:38 pm to
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batshit crazy





THIS
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56430 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:48 pm to
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NoHoTiger
North Hollywood, hardlegger
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 10:16 pm
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