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I was very cruel to two baby mosquitoes.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Now, I have the regrets.
They were hovering near my leg.
One landed. I was like...WHAM!
I slapped it and said, "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!"
I don't think it heard the last part because it was already dead.
But the second one heard it.
It tried to make a quick get away, but I was like...WHAM!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
I flicked its dead baby mosquito body off my hand.
I think about God when I do things like that. You know, pouring salt on snail. Burning ants with a magnify glass. Taking candy from a baby.
I think how easy it would be for God to do these things to me. But he doesn't. Or maybe he does. I don't know.
Anyways, those two baby mosquitoes are dead, and I am alive.
Just think about that. I am alive. They are dead. Joe Brandon is president*.
Have you ever looked up at the night sky and thought about the meaning of it all? I mean really thought about it. Like more than a couple of minutes. I'm talking like 15 minutes or probably more.
And then after you do you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because you had a "great" thought. But then go back inside the house and start watching YouTube videos or some shite like it didn't happen or mean anything to you? You know, like them two baby mosquitoes I cruelly killed?
Life is short. And deadly.
WHAM!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
Try finding any meaning in that. Because it ain't there.
It ain't there.
They were hovering near my leg.
One landed. I was like...WHAM!
I slapped it and said, "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!"
I don't think it heard the last part because it was already dead.
But the second one heard it.
It tried to make a quick get away, but I was like...WHAM!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
I flicked its dead baby mosquito body off my hand.
I think about God when I do things like that. You know, pouring salt on snail. Burning ants with a magnify glass. Taking candy from a baby.
I think how easy it would be for God to do these things to me. But he doesn't. Or maybe he does. I don't know.
Anyways, those two baby mosquitoes are dead, and I am alive.
Just think about that. I am alive. They are dead. Joe Brandon is president*.
Have you ever looked up at the night sky and thought about the meaning of it all? I mean really thought about it. Like more than a couple of minutes. I'm talking like 15 minutes or probably more.
And then after you do you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because you had a "great" thought. But then go back inside the house and start watching YouTube videos or some shite like it didn't happen or mean anything to you? You know, like them two baby mosquitoes I cruelly killed?
Life is short. And deadly.
WHAM!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD!
Try finding any meaning in that. Because it ain't there.
It ain't there.
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Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:27 pm to Langland
How much devils lettuce have you smoked?
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:29 pm to Langland
quote:
I was very cruel to two baby mosquitoes
Bruh if they were flying they were "old" mosquitos. I expected to read about you terrorizing larva or at least "teenage" pupa.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:29 pm to Cajun367
Puff, puff, pass.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:32 pm to Cajun367
quote:
How much devils lettuce have you smoked?
Don’t be a square man. Everybody is smoking dopes these days
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:32 pm to Langland
Do you ever think about how when you killed a bug you extinguished its existence forever? It was here and you killed it and now it’s gone.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:33 pm to Langland
You ever think in the mosquito world if those two brave lads will receive the Mosquito Medal of Honor? At the Mosquito capital in Morgan City?
You ever stop to think if mosquitos have a two party system? A constitution? I don't believe they have the second amendment because I've never found lead after one attacked me.
I bet the lady mosquitos where some clantily clad outfits because you can never really see it on them. They tend to go with more neutral colors?
Thanks for opening my eyes! Just never took the time to stop and think.
You ever stop to think if mosquitos have a two party system? A constitution? I don't believe they have the second amendment because I've never found lead after one attacked me.
I bet the lady mosquitos where some clantily clad outfits because you can never really see it on them. They tend to go with more neutral colors?
Thanks for opening my eyes! Just never took the time to stop and think.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:34 pm to Langland
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:36 pm to Langland
Good riddance to them
A mosquito once flew up my shorts and bit my nutsack and my balls itched like hell for days and I’d end up scratching too hard and effectively hitting myself in the nuts which made it even worse
A mosquito once flew up my shorts and bit my nutsack and my balls itched like hell for days and I’d end up scratching too hard and effectively hitting myself in the nuts which made it even worse
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:41 pm to Mr Personality
quote:I hate it when that happens
a mosquito once flew up my shorts and bit my nutsack and my balls itched like hell for days and I’d end up scratching too hard and effectively hitting myself in the nuts which made it even worse
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:47 pm to Langland
Dude- pass some of that shite this way.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:51 pm to Langland
WTF? frick a mosquito.
Are you trying to say we are like mosquitoes? Because we are pretty much intelligent mosquitoes. You get taken out and life goes on. The world isn't a safe place. Sure, there are places safer than others, but anything can happen at anytime.
You have to put that in your head. Mentally, you have to be prepared for anything. Nothing is perfect and because its that way we are able to enjoy the good moments.
You have to be strong mentally and that's the problem today. Parents protect their kids too much and get them out of trouble, etc so when they get older and get in situations where they can't just call their parents to fix it impacts them mentally.
Everyone is controlled by some belief system that has been established for them and a lot of people's view of the world is not realistic.
At the end of the day, no matter who you are, you are really not important. You really don't matter to 99% of the world. Life is a game. You have to be confident in yourself and go after what you want as long as it doesn't involve killing or physically hurting someone else. Because we are here, we never know for how long and after its over everything else just moves forward.
Are you trying to say we are like mosquitoes? Because we are pretty much intelligent mosquitoes. You get taken out and life goes on. The world isn't a safe place. Sure, there are places safer than others, but anything can happen at anytime.
You have to put that in your head. Mentally, you have to be prepared for anything. Nothing is perfect and because its that way we are able to enjoy the good moments.
You have to be strong mentally and that's the problem today. Parents protect their kids too much and get them out of trouble, etc so when they get older and get in situations where they can't just call their parents to fix it impacts them mentally.
Everyone is controlled by some belief system that has been established for them and a lot of people's view of the world is not realistic.
At the end of the day, no matter who you are, you are really not important. You really don't matter to 99% of the world. Life is a game. You have to be confident in yourself and go after what you want as long as it doesn't involve killing or physically hurting someone else. Because we are here, we never know for how long and after its over everything else just moves forward.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:53 pm to Langland
Remember what the door mouse said
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:53 pm to The Boat
quote:
Do you ever think about how when you killed a bug you extinguished its existence forever? It was here and you killed it and now it’s gone.
There are very few bugs I have the heart to kill because of this.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:53 pm to Langland
quote:
I was very cruel to two baby mosquitoes
Mi amigo….there is no such thing as being cruel to mosquitoes.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 9:57 pm to The Boat
Yeah, kinda. So I usually let “nice” bugs back outside. Still kill the pests though, despise roaches, wasps, horseflies, mosquitoes, etc.
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:00 pm to red sox fan 13
I caught a mosquito hawk tonight and let him go outside
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:00 pm to Langland
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Langland
Aren’t you the one who helped that young lady move her stuff?
Whatever happened with that?
Posted on 3/11/22 at 10:14 pm to Meauxjeaux
quote:
Aren’t you the one who helped that young lady move her stuff?
Whatever happened with that?
Yes, but don't distract from the importance of this thread.
No blowjob. But she did give me gift cards and shite. And wrote me a thank you letter. Butt frick all that. I wouldn't do it again if I got twice the goodies.
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