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I was taking a bong rip on the back porch...

Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:30 am
Posted by rrarr
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2016
276 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:30 am
And I had a sobering though. If I was taking a bong rip on my back porch.. and the police came to my house to arrest me for posting on Tigerdroppings.com that I was taking a bong rip on my back porch.

Would said police officers shoot me if I refused to put down the bong? I am 100% serious. What this be a justifiable homicide if I refused to put down the bong and they ordered me to at gunpoint?

The more likely action of course is that the police would beat the shite out of me, cuff me and take me to Oshner to put me on a mental hold. But the question becomes... WHY.

Why can't I smoke weed? Why do you make my action criminal? Legalize it, and I will vote for Trump. Otherwise.. I just won't vote. Again.


-John







*EDIT 2*

a) Removed reference to "Does my life matter"... it clearly does not.

b) Added more to original body.

c) FU bitches.


-John
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 10:53 am
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56854 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
Has to be a shitty FLTech alter
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5162 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
pretty sure that is the weed talking man
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
They should shoot you for reasons that have nothing to do with not putting down the bong
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77216 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:31 am to
Shoot you and steal your stash if they are smart
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139236 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Would said police officers shoot me if I refused to put down the bong?

If they don't, can I?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42797 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:32 am to
You are such a shitty poster
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56664 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:32 am to
Sharing is caring
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40403 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:32 am to
If you’re a dog, yes
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24764 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:32 am to
If anyone comes at you with a gun and tells you to put down the bong, you put down the bong. Otherwise you’re an idiot.
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 10:33 am
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66990 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:33 am to
its just brgetthenet and ryno they arent actually cops and have no real authority

plus net will steal your weed
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:36 am to
Okay I’ll bite, why would you refuse the officer’s orders if you’re doing something illegal and you’re caught red handed? Are you just trying to be an agitator? That wouldn’t justify deadly force, but maybe the threat of violence is justified in some way in that situation in order to get an unruly suspect to comply.
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5837 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:39 am to
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61817 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:42 am to
Please go away
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7116 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:44 am to
Maybe you should give up weed
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13212 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:45 am to
Like you have a back porch
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 10:46 am to
Move to rural oregon and avoid the confrontation.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24958 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 1:59 pm to
Smoke more.
Posted by rrarr
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2016
276 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Okay I’ll bite, why would you refuse the officer’s orders if you’re doing something illegal and you’re caught red handed? Are you just trying to be an agitator? That wouldn’t justify deadly force, but maybe the threat of violence is justified in some way in that situation in order to get an unruly suspect to comply.


Why are they on my lawn in the first place? What right do they have? Oh yeah. Because marijuana is illegal. That's why I don't care much for the boys in blue or light green or teal .. or whatever fricking shirt they decorate with. Thugs kicking in my door. Bitch arse cracker mother frickers if you ask me. Come on you selfish pricks. Let go of a war you should never have started.
At least put it on a ballot for vote. That's really all I want to see.
This post was edited on 6/11/20 at 2:18 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 4:50 pm to
Don’t ya just hate when you break the law and the cops get involved. Some nerve they got!
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