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I was making out with this girl on her sofa and she said "let’s take this upstairs"
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:18 pm
I said "ok, you grab one end and I’ll grab the other"
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:19 pm to DavidTheGnome

This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I said "ok, you grab one end and I’ll grab the other"
Were you talking about her minivan arse?
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
I think I'm changing my vote in the worst poster poll
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
"let’s take this upstairs"
What is “this”?
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
you grab one end and I’ll grab the other
ah, good ole 69
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
You are officially uninvited to my funeral
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
I’m drunk, so I laughed.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I was making out with this girl on her sofa
quote:
DavidTheGnome

This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:29 pm to DavidTheGnome
Last week you said no more joke threads.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
The fact upvotes are more than downvotes is proof the O-T is just a cesspool.
Adding this to make the thread better

Adding this to make the thread better

This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
She must know you have a small peen and there are angles on the couch you can’t do.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:36 pm to Kafka
quote:9/10 of your posts are worse than this one.
I think I'm changing my vote in the worst poster poll
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:40 pm to DarthRebel
You sir...are a gentleman and scholar
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
Just when I think you can't get any worse as a poster...
You go and totally REDEEM yourself with this terrible joke! You got an upvote from me based on your confidence in starting a thread with a simple bad joke. I will never give an upvote to a terrible thread like this again. But I'm impressed this once.
You go and totally REDEEM yourself with this terrible joke! You got an upvote from me based on your confidence in starting a thread with a simple bad joke. I will never give an upvote to a terrible thread like this again. But I'm impressed this once.
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