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re: I was making out with this girl on her sofa and she said "let’s take this upstairs"
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
An Aggie and his girlfriend were making out in the back seat of his ride.
His girlfriend utters "Kiss me where it's hot and sticky baby..."
Are you serious? he replies.
Yes. HURRY darling! she begs...
Aggie jumps in the front and floors it.
Where the hell are you going? she yells.
Beaumont I guess.
His girlfriend utters "Kiss me where it's hot and sticky baby..."
Are you serious? he replies.
Yes. HURRY darling! she begs...
Aggie jumps in the front and floors it.
Where the hell are you going? she yells.
Beaumont I guess.
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Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:53 pm to Scooba
quote:
I’m drunk, so I laughed.
Not drunk enough.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
Wow. Just wow.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 10:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I was making out with this girl
Posted on 7/24/18 at 11:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
You should start your threads off more like I do.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 11:08 pm to The Boat
I like when people hate on a post meant to be funny and they then reply with an insult meant to be funny but is 10 times worse
Eta: And I think Boat is one of the posters I like on here. Just a miss on the reply this time unless it was over my head. Which is possibly because I'm pretty dumb.
Eta: And I think Boat is one of the posters I like on here. Just a miss on the reply this time unless it was over my head. Which is possibly because I'm pretty dumb.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 11:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
This is why you got my vote earlier... and my downvote now
Posted on 7/25/18 at 12:45 am to DavidTheGnome
I upvoted. I'm not edgy and cool like all your haters Dave. I like a lot of your posts.
Posted on 7/25/18 at 12:47 am to DavidTheGnome
In high school I was drunk but the girl was drunker.
I tried to carry her up the stairs to frick but dropped her near the top.
She rolled and started crying.
I tried to carry her up the stairs to frick but dropped her near the top.
She rolled and started crying.
Posted on 7/25/18 at 12:58 am to BrohemAlem11
quote:
This is why you got my vote earlier... and my downvote now
OweO has an entire thread dedicated on when you should allow your kids to watch Law & Order SVU.
Posted on 7/25/18 at 6:06 am to DavidTheGnome
Girls don’t make out with liberals
Posted on 7/25/18 at 6:14 am to Sao
quote:You mispelled “boyfriend” here sport.
An Aggie and his girlfriend
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