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I was at a local bar when a woman...

Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:26 am
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:26 am
I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”
This post was edited on 1/19/19 at 2:57 am
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:27 am to
ReddittheGnome alter
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:28 am to
Jon Hamm alter...but worse
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24562 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:28 am to
Should have stuck it in her eye socket when you had the chance. You got no game.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5601 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:29 am to
Eye didn't see that coming.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25917 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:36 am to
Life can pass you by in the blink of an eye so give her your number.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9081 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:40 am to
Well, did you bring her home and socket to her?
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
9211 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 3:08 am to
pics of eye?
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56166 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 3:23 am to
That happened to me, pre cell phones, the night before leaving on Spring Break.

That first date was incredible! We got back to her El Cid apartment. Things got kinky. She took out the glass eye and had me make love to the empty socket.

It was unbelievable!

I asked if we could do this again when I got back in town and she was all for it, saying, “I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
This post was edited on 1/19/19 at 3:24 am
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5183 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 4:49 am to
Sybil Klops
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 5:49 am to
Oh, good Lord.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 5:58 am to
5 Star
Posted by bayouh2o
Arizona
Member since Sep 2006
904 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:06 am to
Eye see what you did there
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:11 am to
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3113 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:24 am to
Something, something, better looking eye, something, the quad, something...
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39040 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:26 am to
The optics of this are misleading. Eye thought this was true, but now eye see what you did there.
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:14 am to
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59442 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:36 am to
I just asked myself, “wood eye date her?”
Posted by TIGERBAIT2020
The Red Zone
Member since Aug 2004
802 posts
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:55 am to
You said “Goodbye” & she says “I’ll keep an eye out for ya”
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