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re: I think I need an affair to save my marriage
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
This is going to turn out in divorce regardless, might as well bang someone else and go out in a blaze of whorey
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
quote:this cannot be said enough
Your kids will think less of you if they found out you cheated on their mom than if you divorced her
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
It’s really sad how you millenials don’t respect the sanctity of marriage. That’s probably why y’all all voted for Obama
Us boomers put in 40 good years with our old ladies and they’re still pretty as the day we met them. I guess our jazzercise works better than yalls zaboomafu
Us boomers put in 40 good years with our old ladies and they’re still pretty as the day we met them. I guess our jazzercise works better than yalls zaboomafu
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:46 am to cheobode
quote:are IUDs supposed to affect womens libido?
she went on an IUD for 5 years. We went from 2-3x a week to maybe 3-4x per year.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:46 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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That gifs depressing af
It is but not incorrect.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:47 am to dyslexiateechur
I would suggest OP find someone to watch the kids a couple days and do something with her for a weekend. Whatever it is they did before kids, make it special for her. Don’t announce the reason you’re doing it like saying “to spice things up” or “fix our marriage” because then she will think you’re doing it to get sex and not because you want to spend time with her. Surprise her with it and see how things go. If that doesn’t work, she was full of shite and just doesn’t love him anymore and he should get an attorney.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:47 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
It sounds like your woman is a fat arse that never exercises. Exercising regularly will put you in the mood more.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to cheobode
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Is she on any birth control? IUD? My wife was all over me up until after our second kid and she went on an IUD for 5 years. We went from 2-3x a week to maybe 3-4x per year.

Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Get her to stop fricking other guys and then maybe she'll be interested in you again?
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to DarthRebel
Most accurate gif I've ever seen. Sums up my life.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
She's getting it elsewhere. Hate to break it to you.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:49 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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An opportunity has presented itself. A couple I know just divorced. The wife made a pass at me a few years ago. At the time I played dumb. But since then rumors have swirled that she is a freak and they were members of the pineapple gang (makes sense looking back).
Ask yourself this very important question…
Is she with half?
And make damn sure you know she is before you answer yes.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:50 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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are IUDs supposed to affect womens libido?
If it’s one of the hormone ones it’s possible
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:51 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
What was YOUR height and weight when you got married? What is it now? Would you be all over you?
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:52 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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An opportunity has presented itself. A couple I know just divorced. The wife made a pass at me a few years ago. At the time I played dumb. But since then rumors have swirled that she is a freak and they were members of the pineapple gang (makes sense looking back). Now she says she is job hunting in another city so she won't be around long. I think if I am clear upfront that this will just be a sex transaction that it won't deter her from leaving and I will be in the clear, itch scratched and I can release the resentment so harbored and be a better member of my family.
Jump on it my man! I had a friend cheat on his wife because she was not putting out. She found out and starting putting out A LOT!!
You got this!
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:52 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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What was YOUR height and weight when you got married? What is it now? Would you be all over you?
Well, OP says he’s been married 12 years and he’s 24. So I’m going to guess whatever growth you average through puberty.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:54 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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She apparently wants to have me around as husband and father and provider, but frick my 24 year old self.
Just how fat are you, baw?
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:56 am to plaric
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lol just get divorced bro.....cause uhhh, that's what is going to happen if you do that
Also, how is you fricking someone else going to fix your wife not wanting to frick you?
facts. /thread.
OP gonna frick around and find out tho, bet
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:56 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
She might getting the D somewhere else. Happened in my first marriage. I was a young man and she didn’t work I might get it once a week if I was lucky after only two years of marriage. A girl that we were both friends with told me about her running around on me. I knew she wouldn’t admit it ,so I waited and caught her. This was late 80’s before any cell phones. I filed for divorce the following week That shite there will have you wanting to go to prison or the grave. Luckily I had good friends that helped me through it
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:57 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
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nothing changes.
Because you haven't changed dipshit! Still going about your business like your 24 year old self.
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