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re: I think I need an affair to save my marriage

Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to
This is going to turn out in divorce regardless, might as well bang someone else and go out in a blaze of whorey
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55038 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to
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Your kids will think less of you if they found out you cheated on their mom than if you divorced her
this cannot be said enough
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58515 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:45 am to
It’s really sad how you millenials don’t respect the sanctity of marriage. That’s probably why y’all all voted for Obama

Us boomers put in 40 good years with our old ladies and they’re still pretty as the day we met them. I guess our jazzercise works better than yalls zaboomafu
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
24807 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:46 am to
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she went on an IUD for 5 years. We went from 2-3x a week to maybe 3-4x per year.
are IUDs supposed to affect womens libido?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:46 am to
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That gifs depressing af


It is but not incorrect.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100588 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:47 am to
I would suggest OP find someone to watch the kids a couple days and do something with her for a weekend. Whatever it is they did before kids, make it special for her. Don’t announce the reason you’re doing it like saying “to spice things up” or “fix our marriage” because then she will think you’re doing it to get sex and not because you want to spend time with her. Surprise her with it and see how things go. If that doesn’t work, she was full of shite and just doesn’t love him anymore and he should get an attorney.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Member since Nov 2019
13922 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:47 am to
It sounds like your woman is a fat arse that never exercises. Exercising regularly will put you in the mood more.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6194 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to
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Is she on any birth control? IUD? My wife was all over me up until after our second kid and she went on an IUD for 5 years. We went from 2-3x a week to maybe 3-4x per year.



Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
1240 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to
Get her to stop fricking other guys and then maybe she'll be interested in you again?
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26016 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to
Most accurate gif I've ever seen. Sums up my life.
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1107 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:48 am to
She's getting it elsewhere. Hate to break it to you.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72265 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:49 am to
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An opportunity has presented itself. A couple I know just divorced. The wife made a pass at me a few years ago. At the time I played dumb. But since then rumors have swirled that she is a freak and they were members of the pineapple gang (makes sense looking back).


Ask yourself this very important question…

Is she with half?

And make damn sure you know she is before you answer yes.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:50 am to
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are IUDs supposed to affect womens libido?


If it’s one of the hormone ones it’s possible
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59141 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:51 am to
What was YOUR height and weight when you got married? What is it now? Would you be all over you?
Posted by StonewallJack
Member since Apr 2008
933 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:52 am to
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An opportunity has presented itself. A couple I know just divorced. The wife made a pass at me a few years ago. At the time I played dumb. But since then rumors have swirled that she is a freak and they were members of the pineapple gang (makes sense looking back). Now she says she is job hunting in another city so she won't be around long. I think if I am clear upfront that this will just be a sex transaction that it won't deter her from leaving and I will be in the clear, itch scratched and I can release the resentment so harbored and be a better member of my family.


Jump on it my man! I had a friend cheat on his wife because she was not putting out. She found out and starting putting out A LOT!!

You got this!
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106259 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:52 am to
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What was YOUR height and weight when you got married? What is it now? Would you be all over you?


Well, OP says he’s been married 12 years and he’s 24. So I’m going to guess whatever growth you average through puberty.
Posted by Captain_Morgan
BR
Member since Jan 2012
658 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:54 am to
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She apparently wants to have me around as husband and father and provider, but frick my 24 year old self.


Just how fat are you, baw?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73266 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:56 am to
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lol just get divorced bro.....cause uhhh, that's what is going to happen if you do that

Also, how is you fricking someone else going to fix your wife not wanting to frick you?


facts. /thread.

OP gonna frick around and find out tho, bet
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21190 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:56 am to
She might getting the D somewhere else. Happened in my first marriage. I was a young man and she didn’t work I might get it once a week if I was lucky after only two years of marriage. A girl that we were both friends with told me about her running around on me. I knew she wouldn’t admit it ,so I waited and caught her. This was late 80’s before any cell phones. I filed for divorce the following week That shite there will have you wanting to go to prison or the grave. Luckily I had good friends that helped me through it
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
61628 posts
Posted on 2/21/23 at 10:57 am to
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nothing changes.

Because you haven't changed dipshit! Still going about your business like your 24 year old self.
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