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I never learned to Roller Skate

Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted by AU1960
ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:47 pm
Hitting 60 and it's damn time to learn.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:47 pm to
Congrats on the broken hip.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4876 posts
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Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28542 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:48 pm to
Roller skating is overrated. Don’t risk a trip to the ER for it.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98136 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
I know a good surgeion in Houston.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
Good on you for realizing your full potential.

Customers will be more likely to tip you when you bring them their pre-fight tots.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
Might want to pad everything....just as a precaution.
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
Watch the Malcolm in the Middle episode where Hal teaches Malcolm how to skate
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:49 pm to
Me neither. And I'm supposed to take my daughter ice skating this weekend. I may come home on a stretcher.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19496 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:50 pm to

Well it's a Bay City Rolling good time.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23486 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Hitting 60 and it's damn time to learn.


Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:50 pm to
Here me and my ol lady a few years ago,

LINK
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
12955 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98136 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93693 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

I never learned to Roller Skate



Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Here me and my ol lady a few years ago,
That video seems to make its way on here every month or 2 and every time I laugh at ole baw who's about OPs age with the lights in his skates.

It's around the 1:21 mark.
ETA - Timestampped to see ole baw
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6277 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:03 pm to
It died in the 90s. You missed your shot old man.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6819 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:08 pm to
There is a reason I have strapped wheels onto my feet in 40 years....... us old folks calL it GRAVITY!

It sucked back then, and I promise you she's still a cruel bitch today. Things don't heal like they used to.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:11 pm to
Skate City Baton Rouge circa 1975-1978 John Travolta on skates checking in wif my boogie shoes. Then I hit puberty .
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