I need a good Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke

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Enjoy some off the cuff comedy.

Boudreaux and Thibodaux had season tickets to the LSU football games. Problem was they got so drunk that when it was time to leave, they couldn’t remember what vehicle was theirs. Boudreaux came up with a solution, they went to the Baton Rouge zoo and rented a camel. They ride up to the stadium but to their amazement, there were five other camels there. So they go to the game and when it’s over, Thibodaux tells Boudreaux in a drunken voice we ain’t gonna know which camel is ours. Boudreaux says I know which one it is. So they walk up to where all the camels are and Boudreaux walks up to each camel and lifts its tail and would say to himself, one a-hole. He does this to the first five. Walks up to the last camel without lifting its tail he tells Thibodaux, this is ours here. Thibodaux says how do you know that’s ours? Boudreaux says because when we were riding up to the stadium, people were saying look at those two assholes on that camel.

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I need a good Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke

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If one does does know Thibodeaux and Boudreaux, it is hard to appreciate jokes about them.

Boudreaux grew up living across da bayou from Clarence. Everyday of their lives he and Clarance would shout insults back and forth to each other. Boudreaux always told Clarence that if they ever built a bridge across that bayou he was going to come over there and whoop his arse. Years went by with them cussing each other until one day a man stopped by and told Boudreaux that they were going to construct a bridge across da bayou. Boudreaux was so happy because it finally meant he could go whip Clarence’s arse. Finally the day came when the bridge was going to open. Boudreaux got up real early and snuck down to that bridge. When he got there he saw a sign that read: Clearance 14’-6”. Boudreaux turned around a went back home.

Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue down da bayou and he passed by Thibodeaux’s camp while he was outside cleaning his boat.

Thibodaux ax, “What dat you got in that pirogue?”

Boudreaux say, “Crabgrass- Me gonna go catch me some crabs, yea.”

Thibodaux laughs and say, “You fool, you can’t catch no crabs with jus’ crabgrass.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of dem dare crabs and show dem to Thibodeaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and passed by Thibodeaux’s camp again.

Thibodeaux axs, “What dat you got in dat dare pirogue.”

Boudreaux say, “Sum duck-tape- Me gonna go catch me some ducks, yea.”

Thibodeaux laughs and say, “You fool, you can’t catch no ducks with duck-tape.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a boat load of ducks and show dem to his good friend Thib.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and once again passed by Thibodeaux’s camp.

Thibodeaux axs, “What dat you got in dat dare pirogue.”

Boudreaux say, “Pussywillow.”

Thibodeaux say, "Whoa,……Wait da Minute, I’m gonna go width ya!!!”