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re: I need a good Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:00 am to DlineU
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:00 am to DlineU
Boudreaux was driving his custom van down Hwy. 1 S and saw cute Marie hitchhiking to the Tarpon Rodeo.
He pulls over and Marie hops in.
Boudreaux was all excited now cause Marie had a reputation all down da bayou.
“Marie, what you gonna do at dat rodeo?”
“Well Boudreaux, I’m gonna make the year’s rent money dancing at Bridgeside.”
Boudreaux was even more excited and pulled the van off the road. “Marie, lets start dancing now!”
So while Boudreaux takes his clothes off and hops in the back of the van, Marie gets out, snaps off the radio antenna and proceeds to whip poor Boudreaux‘s arse with it, then leaves him.
Boudreaux was in bad shape and pulls into the clinic in Leeville. He tells the doctor what happened. Doc looks him over real good and says, “Well Boudreaux you’re gonna live but I have to tell you, Marie gave you the worst case of Van Aerial Disease I’ve ever seen.”
He pulls over and Marie hops in.
Boudreaux was all excited now cause Marie had a reputation all down da bayou.
“Marie, what you gonna do at dat rodeo?”
“Well Boudreaux, I’m gonna make the year’s rent money dancing at Bridgeside.”
Boudreaux was even more excited and pulled the van off the road. “Marie, lets start dancing now!”
So while Boudreaux takes his clothes off and hops in the back of the van, Marie gets out, snaps off the radio antenna and proceeds to whip poor Boudreaux‘s arse with it, then leaves him.
Boudreaux was in bad shape and pulls into the clinic in Leeville. He tells the doctor what happened. Doc looks him over real good and says, “Well Boudreaux you’re gonna live but I have to tell you, Marie gave you the worst case of Van Aerial Disease I’ve ever seen.”
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 9:03 am
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Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:33 am to pioneerbasketball
Tonto. Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Boudreaux.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:42 am to DlineU
Boudreaux: Hey Thibodeaux, what you think bout dem battered women they keep taking bout on TV?
Thibodeaux: Me, I prefer my women raw...
Thibodeaux: Me, I prefer my women raw...
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 10:52 am
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:51 am to TigerGman
Boudreaux had a big arse party at his house for his first wedding anniversary. Invited everyone.
The end of the night he went around and asked everyone if they seen his bride Marie. No one seen her.
He goes upstairs and into his bedroom and find thibodeaux plowing the shite out of Marie...
Boudreaux goes downstairs laughing his arse off. When someone asks him if he found his wife he said she's upstairs in bed with thibodeaux. They asked why the frick he's laughing for...
He said "cause thibodeaux's so drunk he thinks he's me"
The end of the night he went around and asked everyone if they seen his bride Marie. No one seen her.
He goes upstairs and into his bedroom and find thibodeaux plowing the shite out of Marie...
Boudreaux goes downstairs laughing his arse off. When someone asks him if he found his wife he said she's upstairs in bed with thibodeaux. They asked why the frick he's laughing for...
He said "cause thibodeaux's so drunk he thinks he's me"
Posted on 7/28/18 at 9:53 am to DlineU
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I need a good Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke
So one day, Boudreaux gets into a boating accident and dies. Unfortunately, St. Peter sends him to hell.
Later on, the devil's making his rounds and sees Boudreaux, just sitting on a rock, smiling like an idiot. The devil goes up to him and says, "Hey, why the heck are you smiling? You're in Hell."
"Well, it's just like a day in da south in June." Boudreaux replied.
The devil, obviously mad that someone was smiling in Hell, told Boudreaux to wait right there. He went to office and turned the thermostat up. When he returned, he found Boudreaux, still smiling like an idiot. The devil went up to him and asked, "How the hell can you still be smiling!? It's even hotter than it was before!"
Boudreaux said, "Mais, it's just like a day in August now."
The devil, now furious, went to his office and kicked his thermostat, breaking it and causing Hell to become ice cold. He returns to Boudreaux, yet, lo and behold, he's still sitting there and smiling like an idiot. The devil yells, "HOW THE frick ARE YOU STILL SMILING!? HELL HAS JUST FROZEN OVER!"
While shivering, Boudreaux simply said, "Mais, LSU finally fired Joe Alleva!!!!"
Posted on 7/28/18 at 10:37 am to WeeWee
Whatsmatta, Satan; Saints win da supa bowl?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 10:40 am to shoelessjoe
All they had to do was wait until the 3rd quarter. Then their car would be the only one left in the parking lot. Problem solved.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:07 am to Jack Daniel
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go to a Saints game. After the partying in the Dome and big Saints Win, Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux that they need to go to this Whore house in the quarter. Thibodeaux says he’s broke and goes home. Boudreaux walks in and sees the most beautiful black girl he’s ever seen in his life. He asks how much for her and the madam says $100, Boudreaux looks in his wallet but only has $60. He asks what he can get for that, the madam sets him up with a Cajun gal. Fast forward 18 years later, he gets a knock on the door and a young man proceeds to tell him that he is the result of Boudreaux’s whore house visit many years ago. The boy tells him of all the hard times that he and his mom had over the years. Boudreaux looks at the boy and tells him that he should be thanking him. The boy replied that didn’t you hear of all the hardships we had, too which Boudreaux replied “if I would have had $40 more that night you’d be a **** right now!
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:41 pm to DlineU
Boudreaux's wife, Cotille, isn't feeling very well and the doctor down the bayou can't find anything wrong with her. So Boudreaux takes her to the big city of New Orleans to a specialist. When Cotille comes out of the doctor's office, Boudreaux asks her, "What did the doctor say?" Oh Boudreaux, the doctor says I have acute angina. Boudreaux gets mad and says, " I know dat and your tit's ain't bad either!"
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:55 pm to DlineU
Thibodeaux told Boudreaux he wanted to shoot a moose, so they go hunting. While hunting, Thib sees something and raises his gun.
Bou stops him and yells, “What are you doing?!”
Thib, “I’m shootin’ dat moose rightcha.”
Bou, “Dat’s not a moose couyon! Dat’s a cub.”
Thib, “Wha’s a cub, dat?”
Bou, “A cub is a baby bear. We don’t shoot dem. Dey gone be hibernatin’ soon.”
Thib, “Wha’s hibernatin’?”
Bou, “Dat’s when he stays in a cave all winter and sucks his paw.”
Thib, “Goddamn I bet his Paw like dat.”
Bou stops him and yells, “What are you doing?!”
Thib, “I’m shootin’ dat moose rightcha.”
Bou, “Dat’s not a moose couyon! Dat’s a cub.”
Thib, “Wha’s a cub, dat?”
Bou, “A cub is a baby bear. We don’t shoot dem. Dey gone be hibernatin’ soon.”
Thib, “Wha’s hibernatin’?”
Bou, “Dat’s when he stays in a cave all winter and sucks his paw.”
Thib, “Goddamn I bet his Paw like dat.”
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:04 pm to jembeurt
Boudreaux goes to the a lawyer to get himself a divorce.
Lawyer: I see you're wanting a divorce Boudreaux , do you have any grounds?
Boudreaux: Grounds? Yea I got some grounds. I got Farty acres down sout of Ville Platte.
Lawyer: No, no Boudreaux, do you have a case?
Boudreaux: Case? Nah I aint got no Case but I gots a John Deere. That's what I work them grounds wit me.
Lawyer: No Boudreaux that's not what I mean. Do you have a grudge?
Boudreaux: Yes I gots a grudge. That's what I park that John Deere under.
Lawyer: No Boudreaux, listen. You have to have a reason to file for divorce. Is there something your wife has done to you? Is she a mean to you? Is she a nagger?
Boudreaux: Nagger? Nah lawyer she aint no nagger. But she had that little nagger baby and dats why come I want this divorce.
Lawyer: I see you're wanting a divorce Boudreaux , do you have any grounds?
Boudreaux: Grounds? Yea I got some grounds. I got Farty acres down sout of Ville Platte.
Lawyer: No, no Boudreaux, do you have a case?
Boudreaux: Case? Nah I aint got no Case but I gots a John Deere. That's what I work them grounds wit me.
Lawyer: No Boudreaux that's not what I mean. Do you have a grudge?
Boudreaux: Yes I gots a grudge. That's what I park that John Deere under.
Lawyer: No Boudreaux, listen. You have to have a reason to file for divorce. Is there something your wife has done to you? Is she a mean to you? Is she a nagger?
Boudreaux: Nagger? Nah lawyer she aint no nagger. But she had that little nagger baby and dats why come I want this divorce.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
quote:All that and they missed my fav?
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Boudreaux, Clotille and Thibodeaux at da beach.
Boudreaux, Clotille and Thibodeaux are at the beach.
Boudreaux, he have a thing for Clotille.
Clotille, she ain't payin' Boudreaux no' attention though.
All da while, Thibodeaux, he have the girls hangin' all over him.
So Boudreaux, he finally axed Thibodeaux, "Ma cher, you got all da girls, an' how I can get Clotille t' even look at me, hey?"
Thibodeaux say, "Hey Boudreaux, here's whatcha do, ma fren.
Geaux to da market.
Get a potata.
Den come back to da beach.
Stick dat potata in your swimtrunks.
Strut up an' down da beach showin' yourself in front a' Clotille.
Clotille will take a'notice den ma fren, promise . . . . . fo sho!"
So Boudreaux, he done just what Thibodeaux say.
He get him the potata from da market.
He get down to da beach, and he put the potata right into his shorts.
He walk up an' down da beach showin' off his buldge.
But Clotille, she finally get up an' leave.
She ain't interested in Boudreaux, potata or no.
Boudreaux goes back up to Thibodeaux.
He say, "Man Thibodeaux, I done everything you say. I bought da potata. I stuck it in my swimtrunks. I walked all over. In front of her. Behind her. All around her. No dice. Now she gone."
Thibodeaux responded,
"Hey Boudreaux, you're supposed to put dat potata in the front of your pants."
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 7/28/18 at 10:15 pm to DlineU
The year is 2020 and the United States has just elected the first woman, a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United States, Susan Boudreaux.
A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?' 'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?' Oh Dad, replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.' The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York , I'll ensure your meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come.
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2020, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States.
In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.' The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Her Dad says proudly, 'Her brother played football at LSU.'
A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?' 'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?' Oh Dad, replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.' The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York , I'll ensure your meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come.
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2020, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States.
In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.' The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Her Dad says proudly, 'Her brother played football at LSU.'
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 7/28/18 at 10:34 pm to DlineU
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes
Racist.
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