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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux Jokes Needed
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:06 pm
I need a handful of your best. Let's hear them!
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:07 pm to nycajun
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:08 pm to stout
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:11 pm to nycajun
I like this one:
One November morning, old Boudreaux come out of the woods on a four-wheeler dragging a big black bear behind him. The game warden, Gaspard, just happened to be there and saw Boudreaux head straight for his truck. Now, let me tell you Gaspard had been trying to catch Boudreaux hunting illegally for the past twenty years or so but could never catch him. This morning was his lucky day, he just knew Boudreaux didn't have a hunting license, much less a big-game license. Gaspard waited until Boudreaux loaded up his four-wheeler and put the bear in the back of his pick-up and then drove up to him. He got of his truck and confronted him, "Boudreaux, let me see your hunting license for killing that bear." Old Boudreaux whips out his hunting license and shows it to Gaspard. Gaspard say, "Boudreaux, you also need a big-game license." Gaspard say, "Mais, Boudreaux, I thought I really had you. You know I have been trying to catch you for the last twenty years. Now, I'm going to have to let you go, but before I leave, let me see that bear." Mais, Gaspard looked at that bear and tell Boudreaux, "I see you shot him three times, once in the head, and one time in each in the paws." Boudreaux say, "What you mean three times, I only used one bullet." Gaspard say, "Boudreaux that's kind of hard to do with one bullet." Boudreaux then say, "Now I remember, Gaspard. He put his paws over his face when I shined that spotlight on him."
One November morning, old Boudreaux come out of the woods on a four-wheeler dragging a big black bear behind him. The game warden, Gaspard, just happened to be there and saw Boudreaux head straight for his truck. Now, let me tell you Gaspard had been trying to catch Boudreaux hunting illegally for the past twenty years or so but could never catch him. This morning was his lucky day, he just knew Boudreaux didn't have a hunting license, much less a big-game license. Gaspard waited until Boudreaux loaded up his four-wheeler and put the bear in the back of his pick-up and then drove up to him. He got of his truck and confronted him, "Boudreaux, let me see your hunting license for killing that bear." Old Boudreaux whips out his hunting license and shows it to Gaspard. Gaspard say, "Boudreaux, you also need a big-game license." Gaspard say, "Mais, Boudreaux, I thought I really had you. You know I have been trying to catch you for the last twenty years. Now, I'm going to have to let you go, but before I leave, let me see that bear." Mais, Gaspard looked at that bear and tell Boudreaux, "I see you shot him three times, once in the head, and one time in each in the paws." Boudreaux say, "What you mean three times, I only used one bullet." Gaspard say, "Boudreaux that's kind of hard to do with one bullet." Boudreaux then say, "Now I remember, Gaspard. He put his paws over his face when I shined that spotlight on him."
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:21 pm to LST
boudreaux went on his first duck hunt in arkansas. he killed his limit and got stopped by a game warden after the hunt. the game warden told boudreaux that, in arkansas, you must have a different hunting license for every duck that was hatched in it's respective state. so, the game warden picked up the first duck and stuck his finger in the ducks as, smelled his finger, and said "this is a montana duck. do you have a montana license?". boudreaux said yes and showed him. the game warden picked up another duck, stuck his finger in the ducks arse and smelled his finger. he said "son, this is a wisconson born duck. do you have a wisc. license?". boudreaux said yes and showed him. game warden picked up a third duck and repeated the same fingering process. he said, "son, this is a canadian born duck. do you have a canadian license?". boudreaux said yes and gave it to him. the game warden, now puzzled, asked him "damn son, you got a montana, wisconsin, and a canadian license. where in the hell are you from?". boudreaux dropped his pants, bent over, and said, "if you're so good, you tell me."
This post was edited on 6/25/08 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:23 pm to tigerdup07
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tigerdup07
that one was shitty
Posted on 6/25/08 at 5:54 pm to guedeaux
Boudreaux and Clarice took their RV on a trip to Yellowstone. Now Clarice, who is hard of hearing, was driving at one point on the trip and stop at a full service gas station to get gas. The attendant came out and started to pump their gas and came over to ask Clarice if she wanted him to check the oil. Clarice looked at him and then asked Boudreaux what he said? Boudreaux advised her he wanted to check the oil. Clarice looks at him and said yes please. Then the attendant asks her if she wanted him to check the air in the tires. Clarice looks at him and then asked Boudreaux what he said? Boudreaux getting a little upset said “the man wants to know if you want him to check the air in the tires.” Clarice looks at him and said yes please. The attendant came back and ask them where were they from? Clarice looks at him and then asked Boudreaux what he said? By this time Boudreaux is pissed off. Boudreaux yells at Clarice “Dam it woman the man want to know where we from.” Clarice turns to the attendant and said Ville Platt Louisiana. The attendant said the worst piece of arse I ever got was from Ville Platt Louisiana. Claries looked at him and then asked Boudreaux what he said? Boudreaux looked at Clarice and said "The man said he knows you."
This post was edited on 6/25/08 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 6/25/08 at 6:03 pm to nycajun
we could do this all day.
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:06 pm to S
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sittin on Thibodeaux's porch one day. Thibodeaux asks Bou if I was to slip over to your house tonight and make love to your wife and she got pregnant, would that make us kin? Bou says no, but it would make us even.
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:09 pm to nycajun
ever hear the one about them going to a house of ill repute and they get inflatable f-dolls instead of real women?
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:09 pm to nycajun
i know a few of them, but i don't want to be germaned.
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:29 pm to lsudupont82
Boudreaux and his wife Clotilde were having marital problems. It seems Clotilde was unable to achieve an orgasm, and they wondered if there might be a medical reason for her frigidity.
Their little fishing village didn't have a doctor, so they consulted the local vet, who scratched his head a few moments and opined, "It might be stress. Sometimes when we breed cows, the female gets a little stressed out by that big old bull, so we fan her with a blanket until she calms down and becomes more receptive. Maybe that would work for Clotilde."
So Boudreaux and Clotilde hired a strapping young man from Lafayette to fan them with a towel while they made love. The young man waved the towel vigorously while Boudreaux sweated and grunted, but sadly, Clotilde still didn't reach climax.
They reported their disappointing results to the vet, who suggested, "Change the circumstances around. Have the young man make love to Clotilde while you wave the towel."
So the strapping young man made love to Clotilde while Boudreaux fanned them with a towel, and Clotilde experienced multiple, thunderous orgasms.
As Clotilde and the young man lay there sweating and satiated, Boudreaux leaned over them and said smugly...
"Now dat, young man...is how you wave a towel."
Their little fishing village didn't have a doctor, so they consulted the local vet, who scratched his head a few moments and opined, "It might be stress. Sometimes when we breed cows, the female gets a little stressed out by that big old bull, so we fan her with a blanket until she calms down and becomes more receptive. Maybe that would work for Clotilde."
So Boudreaux and Clotilde hired a strapping young man from Lafayette to fan them with a towel while they made love. The young man waved the towel vigorously while Boudreaux sweated and grunted, but sadly, Clotilde still didn't reach climax.
They reported their disappointing results to the vet, who suggested, "Change the circumstances around. Have the young man make love to Clotilde while you wave the towel."
So the strapping young man made love to Clotilde while Boudreaux fanned them with a towel, and Clotilde experienced multiple, thunderous orgasms.
As Clotilde and the young man lay there sweating and satiated, Boudreaux leaned over them and said smugly...
"Now dat, young man...is how you wave a towel."
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:29 pm to Chaz95
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ever hear the one about them going to a house of ill repute and they get inflatable f-dolls instead of real women
I bit her on de neck, and she made a awful hissing noise, flew round de room t'ree times, and den flew out de window!
Posted on 6/25/08 at 7:33 pm to nycajun
you posted the best one ever! I emailed it and had some laughin' mf'ers hit me back.
"I'm t'inkin' mine was a witch," says Boudreaux.
"A witch? Why you t'ink dat?"
"Well, you knowin' me--I likes to git a bit frisky. I gives her a big hug and bites her on de neck and dat bitch farts and flies out de window!"
"I'm t'inkin' mine was a witch," says Boudreaux.
"A witch? Why you t'ink dat?"
"Well, you knowin' me--I likes to git a bit frisky. I gives her a big hug and bites her on de neck and dat bitch farts and flies out de window!"
Posted on 6/25/08 at 8:58 pm to nycajun
Boudreaux and Thibodaux decide to take the boat out in the marsh to catch some redfish for dinner. While anchored, Thibodeaux grabs the binoculars and looks back towards Boudreauxs house. Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, your wife is naked in the bedroom and there is a naked man in there with her." Boudreaux says, " Give me dem binoculars." " Son of a Bitch. Thibodeaux, I want you to take this rifle and shoot him in the dick and then shoot my wife between the eyes." Thibodeaux says, "Hold on Boudreaux, I think I can get 'em both with one shot."
Posted on 6/25/08 at 9:00 pm to SNAPPERHEAD
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