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re: I left a whole bag of groceries out overnight.

Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4126 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:18 pm to
Put the food away and pretend nothing happened and let your wife eat it.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:20 pm to
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Yep, or be prepared to spend 48-72 hours on the toilet setting off your own fireworks.


And y'all thought covid was bad.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76241 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:20 pm to
Eat it anyway. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151627 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

My wife is going to kill me.
pussy
Posted by rgsa
La.
Member since May 2015
2969 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:24 pm to
Toss it !
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18404 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

I will see if I can sneak it tonight.


Title of your next sex tape.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Title of your next sex tape.

This could work for every post in this thread.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62226 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Not even joking I'd still eat all those things.


I would, too, except the cream cheese. That’s because I don’t like cream cheese, though.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9513 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Your wife is going to kill you over 18 dollars?


When you spend all your money in Jordan’s, yeah.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159142 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:27 pm to
were there any shoes?
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6442 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:28 pm to
Welcome to old age bro.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45439 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:28 pm to
I would toss everything but the cinnamon rolls, but I would bake them now
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7116 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:31 pm to
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My wife is going to kill me

At least she would get the satisfaction. If would be quicker than dying a slow death from food poisoning
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
9289 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:37 pm to
Toss all the dairy based items. You’re good on the eggs.
Posted by Oldestlurkerever
Member since Jan 2020
262 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:39 pm to
Damn alcohol
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1485 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:42 pm to
Roll the bones.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:44 pm to
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Eggs, yogurt, Pilsbury cinnamon rolls, sour cream, cream cheese. Been unrefrigerated for about 22 hours.
Sounds more like the 2nd round of a Chopped Challenge.
Posted by TigerGM
Member since Nov 2014
1164 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:48 pm to
. Unless you have a pussy arse stomach you’ll be fine on everything. Keep that shite. Everything you mentioned has a shite ton of preservatives. It’s like a bottle of ketchup.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6196 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Not even joking I'd still eat all those things.
same. Some of you dudes would have never survived 100 years ago.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
4055 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 5:53 pm to
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Throw it all away?


Yep, or be prepared to spend 48-72 hours on the toilet setting off your own fireworks.
Happy 4th


He could also call his doctor and move up that colonoscopy test to Monday
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