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I know it's a "stereotype," but women are objectively bad drivers.

Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:19 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6580 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:19 pm
I have thought about this a lot in my spare time. Before anyone brings up Janet Guthrie or Danica Patrick or some shite like that, yes, there are exceptions to every rule. But women do not drive as well as men on average. In fact, it's not even close. Why is that?

1. Women are naturally more fearful of forces beyond their control, e.g., traffic and big scary trucks. They approach driving with a sense of dread.

2. Women do not have great understanding or appreciation for big heavy machines. They are a mystery to them, and also scary (see #1).

3. Women are poor navigators. Have you ever asked a woman for directions? It's hard to focus on driving the car when you're worried about where you are going, or about failing to see the oak tree near the nail salon just after the elementary school (which is how most women navigate).

4. It's physics. Something about their relationship with the physical universe is off. They are poor judges of time, distance and speed. Only this could explain their complete inability to parallel park.

I'm sure there are other reasons that you fellows will point out to me. These are just the ones I jotted down in my journal for discussion with my therapy group.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35027 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:20 pm to
Buckle up, buckaroo.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13914 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:20 pm to
Stereotypes exist for a reason
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:24 pm to
driving really requires making decisions based on thought and not emotion, which is a natural weakness for women.

they tend to lack the ability to process thoughts quickly given the information around them, they would rather make a decision based on how it makes them feel. which is not successful in automotion
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
1534 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:24 pm to
Holy Hell!! What is it with the OT and women today. Lay off!
Every example can go both ways
(male or female)
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:25 pm to
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Women are poor navigators.


I know one that uses her GPS wherever she goes in a city she has lived in her whole life

A lot of them seem to be scared to cross the Mississippi river bridge also...that I know at least.
Posted by ApisMellifera
SWLA
Member since Apr 2023
264 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:30 pm to
I won't say you are right or wrong.

But I will say that every time my vehicle has entered a shop because of a wreck, a woman was at fault.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89875 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:30 pm to
sometimes when I am driving I have to speed up to merge or get over quickly to avoid something. She always screams like I did something wrong.

pisses me off.

I suspect there is a reason I am always getting her tires patched or replaced.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:32 pm to
another thing i notice is the use of the accelerator. men will typically apply a steady, consistent pressure, whereas a woman will use it like a light switch
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4884 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:33 pm to
Big issue I have with women drivers is they are inconsiderate. They will stare straight ahead and ignore everything around them.

Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:35 pm to
I dated a women who almost came to stop at the top of the high-rise to make sure the other side was there.

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89875 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:36 pm to
we need some LLOTOT retorts for some afternoon chuckles.
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:36 pm to
It really just comes down to situational awareness. If you have bad situational awareness you are a bad driver. Male or Female

Source: I have know women who are as good of drivers as the best men drivers I know. I also know some men who are just as bad as the worst female drivers I know
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:38 pm to
Most are, but I'd think it has something to do with the fact that men are significantly more likely to grow up riding bikes, dirt bikes, ATVs, etc. Also, men just drive more miles probably on average especially when coupled up with a woman. All of that, I would think, makes the average male significantly more experienced driving a motor vehicle than the average woman.
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

think it has something to do with the fact that men are significantly more likely to grow up riding bikes, dirt bikes, ATVs, etc.

This is true. I grew up riding all types of machines and at 17 years old my dad put me in a dump truck and said good luck. Be surprised how quickly you’ll learn
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:40 pm to
your only experience with a woman is your mom driving you places

quote:

another thing i notice is the use of the accelerator. men will typically apply a steady, consistent pressure, whereas a woman will use it like a light switch

quote:

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124181 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

2. Women do not have great understanding or appreciation for big heavy machines.



They think my tractor's sexy.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:42 pm to
Louisiana people are bad drivers, that might confuse the study.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

I grew up riding all types of machines


Me too. Getting a license and driving was nothing after years of being on motorcycles. My dad let me ride his motorcycle before he let me drive his truck
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106058 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

we need some LLOTOT retorts for some afternoon chuckles.


I hate driving so I encourage these feelings. I’d love to be a passenger princess for life.
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