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I just found out that Facebook lets you see who views your story - I may be killed soon
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:37 am
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:37 am
I may or may not always look at, multiple times, my hot Asian neighbor’s (who’s married to a marine) sexy selfie stories. Had no idea she could see that I viewed them. Hopefully it doesn’t tell her how many times I’ve opened them.
At first I thought I was gonna die at the hands of her angry US marine husband but then I realized I’ve been doing this for a few years and it hasn’t happened yet. He must not know about it. That begged the question: does she like that I’m viewing them? After all, she did just recently get a boob job.
And obviously I’m not going to post her pic for you fricks because I don’t have a death wish so instead you’ll just have to settle for a similar-looking Asian.
At first I thought I was gonna die at the hands of her angry US marine husband but then I realized I’ve been doing this for a few years and it hasn’t happened yet. He must not know about it. That begged the question: does she like that I’m viewing them? After all, she did just recently get a boob job.
And obviously I’m not going to post her pic for you fricks because I don’t have a death wish so instead you’ll just have to settle for a similar-looking Asian.
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Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:39 am to TDsngumbo
I'm sure you're not the one looking at it 
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:41 am to TDsngumbo
She put pictures on Facebook and her Facebook friends are looking at them. Not sure what the problem here is.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:41 am to TDsngumbo
Put it in his butt...
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:42 am to TDsngumbo
Got a name on that sexy neighbor? Asking for a friend
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:42 am to Harry Caray
quote:
Not sure what the problem here is.
The problem is I’m married and it probably shows me with 3 or 4 views each time she posts.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:43 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Lyktu frickthyneighbor
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:43 am to TDsngumbo
I borrowed my wife's phone to look up some random crap for sale on her buy sell trade and was embarrassed later getting a reply from them and tried to delete the conversation.
Nope.
Thanks for nothing you controlling Facebook creep.
Nope.
Thanks for nothing you controlling Facebook creep.
This post was edited on 1/28/20 at 8:46 am
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:44 am to TDsngumbo
Just right click, you clown.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:45 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
The problem is I’m married and it probably shows me with 3 or 4 views each time she post
So you’re giving her the attention she’s not getting at home.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:45 am to CAD703X
I’m confused
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:46 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
The problem is I’m married and it probably shows me with 3 or 4 views each time she posts
It doesn't show how many times you have viewed the post
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:47 am to CAD703X
quote:I feel like I had a stroke reading this
I borrowed my wife's phone to look up some random crap for sale on her buy sell trade and was embarrassed later getting a reply from them and tried to delete the conversation.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:47 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
I’m confused
When you reply to someone in buy/sell/trade to inquire about, say an old Dell monitor because you're obsessed with your new arcade modding project
it puts the conversation into some Facebook messenger app and you can never delete the conversation. That's the dumbest thing ever. Why the hell would I want that conversation to be kept forever?
Thanks zuxherbuck
This post was edited on 1/28/20 at 8:49 am
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:55 am to TDsngumbo
You could look at it a million times (IRL)...But it will only show her that you looked at it once.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 8:59 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
my hot Asian neighbor’s (who’s married to a marine) sexy selfie stories. Had no idea she could see that I viewed them.
She put them there for a reason, Jody.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 9:04 am to TDsngumbo
It just shows you looked at it, not how many times.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 9:18 am to CAD703X
quote:
When you reply to someone in buy/sell/trade to inquire about, say an old Dell monitor because you're obsessed with your new arcade modding project it puts the conversation into some Facebook messenger app and you can never delete the conversation.
On you internet browser you click delete and on your phone you swipe left like every other messaging app in existence.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 9:18 am to TDsngumbo
She doesn't care.
Posted on 1/28/20 at 9:24 am to TDsngumbo
Does it tell them whether or not I, meaning you, stroked one out to a pic in their story.
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