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I have found kryptonite to a car salesman: Apple Airpods
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:51 am
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:51 am
Have browsed three car lots during lunch and at all three lots I have been approached by a hungry salesperson. I point to the Airpods and they just shyly wave at me, as if to say "oh I'm sorry, let me know when you are off your call". None of them came closer than 30 feet to me. Jotted down a few stock numbers to go research in peace. Thanks Steve Jobs!
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:52 am to toosleaux
Subtle "I'm about to finance a truck for 96 months" brag
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:52 am to toosleaux
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:53 am to toosleaux
I'm sorry you aren't man enough to verbally dismiss those whom do not warrant your attention.
This post was edited on 1/22/20 at 11:55 am
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:53 am to toosleaux
This sounds like a beta move. Tell the salesman to his face, like a man you’re just browsing and to leave you alone
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:54 am to Ingeniero
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Subtle "I'm about to finance a truck for 96 months" brag
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:54 am to toosleaux
A better tip. Go when the dealership is closed. You can look at all of the cars without any attempt of a salesman bugging you. Most of the vehicles are unlocked so you can really check them out.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:55 am to toosleaux
Wait until this guy hears about the internet
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:55 am to toosleaux
Just go jot down your numbers on a Sunday
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:55 am to jamboybarry
I did not even say a single word, literally pointed and went about my business. That’s alpha as frick baw.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:56 am to toosleaux
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Jotted down a few stock numbers to go research in peace.
You realize you can do all of this on the Internet right?
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:56 am to toosleaux
A true alpha never calls himself an alpha, champ.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:57 am to toosleaux
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at all three lots I have been approached by a hungry salesperson
Well yeah, that is their job.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:57 am to toosleaux
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did not even say a single word, literally pointed and went about my business. That’s alpha as frick baw.
But you don’t need Apple air pods to shoo someone away...
Just wave them off
This post was edited on 1/22/20 at 11:58 am
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:58 am to toosleaux
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I did not even say a single word, literally pointed and went about my business. That’s alpha as frick baw.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:58 am to toosleaux
You realize that they are doing their job right ?
The sales manager would chew some arse if Doug lets you walk around without interaction.
The sales manager would chew some arse if Doug lets you walk around without interaction.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:59 am to toosleaux
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I did not even say a single word, literally pointed and went about my business. That’s alpha as frick baw.
Beta move to cower behind the airpods.
Real baws tell the salesman to frick off like a real man.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 11:59 am to toosleaux
Airpods are the official accessory of every new Yorker. Just pop them in and go about your business. No one will bother you
Posted on 1/22/20 at 12:00 pm to toosleaux
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Have browsed three car lots during lunch
Why? You can do this all online.
Posted on 1/22/20 at 12:02 pm to CoachChappy
Buying my son a used truck, and 0 of the 3 I wrote down are online. Sometimes you gotta get off your arse and walk around, fatty.
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