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Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:44 pm to DBama1
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Send your story to Bill Burr's podcast. I'd love to hear his take.
"Oh Jeeeesus...he's got trouble with a LADY."
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
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this can't be real, right?
Of course not. But it's a pretty good troll so I wanted to play along in case there are posters/lurkers who really are that desperate.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:44 pm to Boo Krewe
Of all the schticks on this site yours may be the lamest and most pathetic. You've posted this shite before you fat pimply faced loser. At least that's how you come across.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:45 pm to Boo Krewe
Make lampshades with her skin.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:45 pm to Boo Krewe
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i assure you Im fricking real. im tired of this
Pics or we dont believe you
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:45 pm to Boo Krewe
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And I do project that confidence bullshite.
No you don't.
The only thing you project is desperation.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:47 pm to Centinel
what else can I do? Im trying to lose weight. I go the gym twice a week! I got new clothes and shoes. I got a haircut that matches my face shape. I even bought expensive cologne from Kohls !
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:47 pm to Boo Krewe
Find her office. Knock to get her attention, and then press your dick against the window. She will then truly understand the depth of your attraction to her.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:48 pm to Boo Krewe
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what else can I do? Im trying to lose weight. I go the gym twice a week! I got new clothes and shoes.
Coming in a little strong with the troll now...
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I got a haircut that matches my face shape.
Pull up! Pull up!
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I even bought expensive cologne from Kohls !
.....aaaaand you crashed it.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:49 pm to Boo Krewe
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:50 pm to Boo Krewe
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. I rush and half arse my work to just say hi to her at the end of my shift.
people like you give "sandwich artists" a bad name, SIR
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:51 pm to Boo Krewe
ffs dude
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:53 pm to Boo Krewe
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Should I avoid and hide from her?
Ask for her snapchat and wait for her to break up with her boyfriend?
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:53 pm to Boo Krewe
You need to learn sign language...Tap her on her shoulder..when she looks make an ok sign with your left hand...with your right hand make a sideways number one with your index finger...Go through with the index finger entering hole in left hand..slide back and forth with your index finger..like a violin..then you stop and point to her and yourself....yeah..that should do it...
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:53 pm to Boo Krewe
maybe she is playing hard to get, or maybe she sees you as the psycho stalker you are
try this:
at the next conference room meeting, pin her to the wall in front of everyone there and force a kiss on her
that will solve her and your problem all at once. i promise you wont have to worry about it being awkward to have to work around her any more
try this:
at the next conference room meeting, pin her to the wall in front of everyone there and force a kiss on her
that will solve her and your problem all at once. i promise you wont have to worry about it being awkward to have to work around her any more
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:54 pm to Boo Krewe
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what can I do?
You can act like a man!!
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:54 pm to Boo Krewe
Seriously dude. Just watch more porn
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:55 pm to TigerSprings
I've seen your type before and my advice is to fully embrace the Shark Lyfe!
Posted on 7/12/19 at 1:56 pm to Boo Krewe
The only way for you to resolve this is by directly communicating to her that you have feelings for her. Just be honest and frank. This is one of those you-can’t-know-unless-you-ask situations. You should expect a negative answer since she has a boyfriend but just telling her should close the issue for you.
If it doesn’t, just stalk her and masturbate. That way you’ll at least get some delicious orgasms out of the situation.
If it doesn’t, just stalk her and masturbate. That way you’ll at least get some delicious orgasms out of the situation.
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