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I am convinced that the wife who does not keep her phone on silent doesn't exist
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:11 am
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:11 am
Every fricking time I call my wife, she doesn't answer. I could call her four, five or six times in a row and it goes to voicemail every time. Good thing I'm not dying. Her phone is always on silent and I always feel sadder about that but she never listens.
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:12 am to poops_at_parties
She's blowing other men
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:13 am to poops_at_parties
She's probably busy learning piano or something totally innocent. I wouldn't worry about it.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:13 am to poops_at_parties
Stop calling or texting her. You're too clingy.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:14 am to poops_at_parties
I know why I keep my phone on silent around my SO. 
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 10:15 am
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:14 am to poops_at_parties
quote:
call her four, five or six times in a row
Are you a woman as well? That is female behavior right there.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:14 am to rantfan
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Stop calling or texting her. You're too clingy.
Or maybe he's not clingy enough?? Call and text her more, chicks like that kind of alpha behavior when you show interest in her.
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 10:16 am
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:14 am to poops_at_parties
But if you don't answer yours on the second ring??? Am I right?
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:15 am to poops_at_parties
I don't know the last time I turned my phone off of silent.
And I'm much more man than you.
Just ask your wife.
Deal with it.
And I'm much more man than you.
Just ask your wife.
Deal with it.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:15 am to poops_at_parties
You have come to the right place to vent
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:15 am to LucasP
Why in the hell do you want to talk to her?
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:16 am to SuperSaint
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I don't know the last time I turned my phone off of silent.
Same.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:16 am to poops_at_parties
Quite the contrary, my wife's phone is always on loud and it's annoying as frick, especially when her sisters are on a group text.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:17 am to lsunurse
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Are you a woman as well? That is female behavior right there.
nurse is right OP, quit being a bitch
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:17 am to poops_at_parties
Congrats on the divorce.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:17 am to ihometiger
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Why in the hell do you want to talk to her?
Real men want to hear what their women have to say. There's no better sign of alpha dominance than grabbing your woman, pouring her a grigio and listening to her vent about her day, like a boss.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:18 am to lsunurse
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Are you a woman as well? That is female behavior right there.
i've gone to the store to pick something up for her and had to call cause they didn't have the one she wanted. phone was on silent, and i called 7 times.
that shite pisses me off.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:20 am to LucasP
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Real men want to hear what their women have to say. There's no better sign of alpha dominance than grabbing your woman, pouring her some cheap whiskey into an over sized Garfield coffee mug and listening to her vent about her day, like a boss.
Nailed it.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:21 am to poops_at_parties
Text her after trying calling several times. Text "the place is on fire call asap asap"
If she doesnt call, she is fricking some other dude
If she does call, at least you interrupted her frickng some other dude
If she doesnt call, she is fricking some other dude
If she does call, at least you interrupted her frickng some other dude
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:22 am to poops_at_parties
If you both have iPhones, you can use the find my iPhone app to make her phone beep loud even if it's on silent. I assume android has a similar function.
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