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re: I am convinced Danny Tanner murdered his wife...

Posted on 8/18/17 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/18/17 at 11:42 pm to
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Danny Tanner murdered his wife

Uncle Jesse would have ended that pussy if he had murdered his sister.
Posted by Chiefagain
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:13 am to


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:14 am to
She gave him some lip so he cut it out
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:17 am to
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And what does he do to afford that house? No one seems to work

This is a problem in a lot of tv sitcoms. The family always seems to live in a nice house and doing really well but no one works or they have a shitty job that in the real world would never provide enough for their lifestyle. They usually get around it by mentioning an inheritance or something like once in 10 seasons
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:29 am to
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And what does he do to afford that house? No one seems to work.



He hosts Good Morning San Francisco or something like that.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5815 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 3:09 am to
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And what does he do to afford that house? No one seems to work.


They all worked

Danny host a Morning show with Jesse's Wife
Jesse had a band and later a radio show
Joey did stand up comedy and had a children's TV show.

It's not at all crazy that they had a house like that assuming everyone chipped in
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 4:43 am to
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Uncle Joey hid the body though.


And that's not all he did to it either.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13046 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 6:08 am to
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I am convinced Danny Tanner murdered his wife...


The man lost his wife. Have mercy.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34208 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 6:44 am to
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quote: Uncle Joey hid the body though. Uncle Joey is the type who'd frick the body before hiding it

Wouldn't that be his sister?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 6:52 am to
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Except Joey wasn't an uncle.



Nope. Danny decided it was time to get rid of his beard.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:19 am to
Guys, just remember, when you're lost out there and you're all all alone, life is waiting to carry you home
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:45 am to
his wife died in a car wreck.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:57 am to
Car accident? That's what Danny wanted you to think.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5761 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:03 am to
How could he kill someone who didn't exist? 3 young girls including an infant and he never breaks down when talking about their "mom". If she didn't die during Michelle's birth, at most Danny was widowed for 6 months. For as soft of a guy as he seems, no way could he have been that unemotional.

You fill in the pieces.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
80814 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

This is a problem in a lot of tv sitcoms. The family always seems to live in a nice house and doing really well but no one works or they have a shitty job that in the real world would never provide enough for their lifestyle. They usually get around it by mentioning an inheritance or something like once in 10 seasons




Which sitcoms are you thinking?

Cliff Huxtable was a doctor and Clare was a lawyer. Jason Seaver was a psychiatrist and Maggie was a reporter. Tim Taylor had a home improvement show. Al Bundy's meager lifestyle was in line with being a shoe salesman. Ray Romano was a sportswriter.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:14 am to
He got caught fricking Kimmy Gibbler on the side and his wife threatened to leave.

He handled it the way any true man would.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134620 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:18 am to
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his wife died in a car wreck


Yes...a tragic accident on a curvy mountain road when suddenly her brakes stopped working.


Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:28 am to
Frasier Crane had a radio show and (briefly) a private practice

Niles had a practice and a rich wife

Sam Malone owned a bar

Monica and Ross's grandmother's apartment was rent-controlled, and everyone but Joey and Phoebe had good jobs anyway (after season 3 or 4)

Everyone on Modern Family makes six figures plus

If anything, sitcoms have the opposite problem. Everyone has boring storylines because they all have the same 3 amazing jobs to afford their lifestyle and/or the obligatory trip to Disney/Hawaii episode.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69081 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 8:31 am to
Cut.it.out
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23263 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:40 am to
I bet he buried the body on that hill where he brings the family to picnic. He probably told the girls "Mommy is here with us now." The girls interpret that as being there in spirit, but he really means she is six feet under the blanket.
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