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re: I almost killed my gf cat today
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:34 am to mattchewbocca
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:34 am to mattchewbocca
Why are you dating a cat?!
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Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:40 am to mattchewbocca
Let me make sure I've got this right...
you live with your girlfriend?
you also live with your girlfriends cat?
you are unable to keep the cat out of a room?
you work nights?
you can't figure out why you're responsible for a ruined power cord?
your girlfriend is pregnant?
Even if you were so inclined, I doubt you would be able to kill the cat. You just haven't been able to convey any level of competency in your posts. Honestly, I'm surprised that you're able to hold a job.
Maybe it's the sociopath in me, but I don't feel any empathy for you.
Wait until you find out who the father of your girlfriend's unborn child is!
you live with your girlfriend?
you also live with your girlfriends cat?
you are unable to keep the cat out of a room?
you work nights?
you can't figure out why you're responsible for a ruined power cord?
your girlfriend is pregnant?
Even if you were so inclined, I doubt you would be able to kill the cat. You just haven't been able to convey any level of competency in your posts. Honestly, I'm surprised that you're able to hold a job.
Maybe it's the sociopath in me, but I don't feel any empathy for you.
Wait until you find out who the father of your girlfriend's unborn child is!
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:42 am to mattchewbocca
How old is the cat?
Get a spray bottle of hot sauce or pure vinegar. He'll learn the hard way.
Get a spray bottle of hot sauce or pure vinegar. He'll learn the hard way.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 3:41 am to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
quote:
Let me make sure I've got this right...
you live with your girlfriend?
you also live with your girlfriends cat?
you are unable to keep the cat out of a room?
you work nights?
you can't figure out why you're responsible for a ruined power cord?
your girlfriend is pregnant?
Even if you were so inclined, I doubt you would be able to kill the cat. You just haven't been able to convey any level of competency in your posts. Honestly, I'm surprised that you're able to hold a job.
Maybe it's the sociopath in me, but I don't feel any empathy for you.
Wait until you find out who the father of your girlfriend's unborn child is!
Did I mention she has a 13year old that stays in his room unless he needs to use the bathroom or needs snacks and a 7 year old that is unworldly and gets snacks whenever she wants and because of sugar highs doesn’t go to bed sometimes until midnight!
Posted on 10/8/20 at 3:48 am to mattchewbocca
quote:
Well yea she’s pregnant
Posted on 10/8/20 at 3:57 am to mattchewbocca
You should write a book titled “One apartment, 3 different pussies.”
Posted on 10/8/20 at 4:36 am to mattchewbocca
Just go Rocco on the GF's cat.....
Posted on 10/8/20 at 4:46 am to mattchewbocca
The moment the cat fricks with the newborn, it will become a outside porch defender. Give it time, wife won’t have the little terrorist messing with the new baby.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:00 am to mattchewbocca
Pregnant. Great, now you are connected to this woman one way or another for the rest of your life. Good luck, you're going to need it.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:07 am to mattchewbocca
How is declawing going to stop it from chewing on stuff? Put some tabasco sauce or sriracha on the cords it seems to go for. Then find an old shoelace and take 10 minutes a day to play with the cat to redirect its energy. For <$5.00 your problem is solved and the GF is happy.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:09 am to mattchewbocca
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:11 am to ScoobyDont
quote:
Good luck, you're going to need it.
Because she has a cat that does cat things or because she is an (arguably) mildly irrational pregnant woman?
On a related note, I am beginning to think a large portion of tOT posters are gay since almost anytime someone relates a story about a woman acting like a woman tOT screams to run for the hills. If the posters follow their own advice they are either alone, living with a dude or a woman that acts and reacts like a dude in every situation.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:25 am to mattchewbocca
I have a dog that would take care of that for you.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:30 am to mattchewbocca
quote:
Well yea she’s pregnant
Have the father replace your cord.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 5:54 am to mattchewbocca
quote:
she has a 13year old
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And a 7 year old
Damn, this chick gets around. Third kid on the way and she’s not married. This kid definitely isn’t yours so I would go ahead and start packing your things so it’s a quick exit while she’s at the hospital.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 6:00 am to mattchewbocca
Get rid of the cat
Posted on 10/8/20 at 6:01 am to mattchewbocca
quote:
I almost killed my gf "cat"
Is that wrong?
I thought that all men wanted to destroy their girlfriends "cat"?
Posted on 10/8/20 at 6:15 am to mattchewbocca
Easy solution.
Go to grocery store, wait until GF and kids out of apartment, return and leave front door open while unloading groceries. Accidentally of course (toss a fire stick power cord out the front door as bait if necessary).
Cat runs away, problem solved.
Go to grocery store, wait until GF and kids out of apartment, return and leave front door open while unloading groceries. Accidentally of course (toss a fire stick power cord out the front door as bait if necessary).
Cat runs away, problem solved.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 6:18 am to mattchewbocca
Time to move on. She will be in her 50’s with 8 cats before you know it
Posted on 10/8/20 at 6:20 am to mattchewbocca
Cayuuts is communist
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