hypothetical: you incapacitate a mugger. do you go through his pockets?

Take his shoes.

I don't take his stuff but I do probably rough him up a bit more on general principle.

Waking up with two broken wrists and cracked ribs would be a teaching experience for them.

Tekes attacking this thread.

No

Needles, syringes, blood, semen, etc

But I might take his cell phone, teabag him and post it to any and all social media accounts on it, with a special one just for his momma.

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if some thug POS tried to rob you, but you knock him out, do you take his money, jewelry, etc?

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frick no. I'ma diddle his dick and video it for social media.

I'd check for other people's wallets and return them to the rightful owners.

Then it becomes robbery. For you.

No, but I would tie his shoelaces together in case he tries to get up and run away.

I don't think I would go all the way and frick him, but I'd probably get somewhere between second and third base.

i would hypothetically go through his hypothetical pockets if no hypothetical people were around to hypothetically witness it