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Hypothetical: You get invited to a party. Once there, you figure out it's an orgy.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:37 pm
Let's just say you meet this new friend, and you get to know each other, and then he/she invites you and your SO to join him/her for a big party at somebody's mansion. You don't know any of these people, but you say WTF, and you go.
After a few minutes you notice that everyone is very flirty, lots of kissing and touching when people are saying hello, and you just think "they must be old friends." After a while, around the pool, clothes start coming off. And before you know it, some guy is getting his bobo honked on a chaise lounge. In no time it has gone full blown porno.
What do you do?
After a few minutes you notice that everyone is very flirty, lots of kissing and touching when people are saying hello, and you just think "they must be old friends." After a while, around the pool, clothes start coming off. And before you know it, some guy is getting his bobo honked on a chaise lounge. In no time it has gone full blown porno.
What do you do?
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:38 pm to Slippy
Start the shower or jacuzzi scene
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:40 pm to Slippy
Send my SO home and join the party.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:40 pm to SDVTiger
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Start the shower or jacuzzi scene
cue the pron music
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:40 pm to SDVTiger
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Start the shower or jacuzzi scene
With some funky 70s porn music in the background.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:40 pm to Slippy
You get your "bobo honked" and then you PIIHB.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:41 pm to Slippy
Immediately porky pig... but I'm keeping my socks on
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:41 pm to Slippy
Get my wife out of there. She ain't getting the BBC on my watch.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:42 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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but I'm keeping my socks on
I always had a sneaking suspicion you were black. This confirms it.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:42 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
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Get my wife out of there. She ain't getting the BBC on my watch.
True, she's only getting the BBC when you're not watching.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:43 pm to upgrayedd
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I always had a sneaking suspicion you were black. This confirms it.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:44 pm to Slippy
you call Dirty Mike and the frick Boys and get that party started.
IRL sit in the corner and watch
IRL sit in the corner and watch
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:45 pm to TTU97NI
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:47 pm to Slippy
Quickly survey the scene to determine if there is an OT grade present worth ending my marriage over
Posted on 5/31/17 at 5:58 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
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Get my wife out of there. She ain't getting the BBC on my watch.
How about the AWC?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:00 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Immediately porky pig... but I'm keeping my socks on
There are a lot worse things to worry about than your feet
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:03 pm to Slippy
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Hypothetical: You get invited to a party. Once there, you figure out it's an orgy.
True story, I went into an orgy tent at burning man. I turned around and left, although the female I was with (not my wife) was sooooo hot. eta: my wife was there too. just not my thing.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:10 pm to Slippy
Depends on the guy to girl ratio.
If more dudes, I'm going to GTFO.
If a lot more females, at least 3:1, I'm going to try to get my balls tickled and pickle licked.
If more dudes, I'm going to GTFO.
If a lot more females, at least 3:1, I'm going to try to get my balls tickled and pickle licked.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:13 pm to Slippy
Retrieve the peptides from my glovebox and shoot three droppers full right up my pee pee hole.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:32 pm to TTU97NI
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Dirty Mike and the frick Boys and get that party started.
Address? Time?
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