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Husband Puts Whining Wife Up For Sale On eBay

Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16419 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:59 pm
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After an argument with her husband, Simon O’Kane, 33, the father-of-two decided to sell his ‘Used Wife’ on the bidding site.

“I came in after work feeling a bit tired and unwell – my wife was doing the usual concerned bit but said I was burning the candle at both ends and was basically just whining at me,” Simon told Daily Mail.

“I thought: 'Right, I’m going to put you up for sale’.”

Simon posted the listing using the title ‘Used Wife’, alongside a picture of Leandra and a tongue-in-cheek description.

“For sale one wife,” he wrote. “Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.”

“Reason for selling … I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to someone out there that is more deserving of her [than] me (oh dear god please let there be.)”


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But it seems Simon did a good job of selling his wife in the description as she managed to tot up 57 bids, with the highest bidder offering a whopping £65,888


This is so funny

Would you put in a bid?
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 2:01 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59437 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
Where them pics be?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:00 pm to
This guy is going to get crucified by SJWs and it's going to be glorious to watch!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:01 pm to


This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1934 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:01 pm to
No pictures, no bid. Cannot determine WIHI status.

ETA: pictures indicate WIHI status - yes.
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Would you put in a bid?





IWNPIAB



ETA: Actually, after further review of other pics, I'd entertain a bid, would wait to see where it's at with an hour left.
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 2:03 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:02 pm to


Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:06 pm to
I'd buy her on Amazon, use her for a few days, then return her for a refund.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:06 pm to
holy nose, Batman!
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:07 pm to
That's moderately humorous. Definitely not worth a laughing emoticon. Not worth an lol either.

Maybe a " funny"
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10307 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:15 pm to
I'd Rhinoplaster that.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25123 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:19 pm to
she kinda has an AT&T girl thing going on




IWBFI
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:20 pm to
Bigger than your boyfriends?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:24 pm to
So when's the divorce party?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

So when's the divorce party?


This couple is that annoying as hell couple that never fights I bet
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
44183 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:25 pm to
"may consider a part exchange for a newer model"
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17164 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:26 pm to
Looks like a rare instance where husband married down. Would cuck it for sure.
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