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re: Husband of Miss Switzerland kills her, chops her up and purees parts of her in a blender

Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13879 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:41 pm to
He needs to be fed feet first slowly into a mulcher. It's the only way the punishment will fit the crime.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21415 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:42 pm to
That is one helluva blender
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109449 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 4:42 pm to
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Good lawd, let me save this thread.


I mean that sort of just makes it all the more depressing, doesn't it?
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9126 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:18 pm to
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Damn she must have made a horrible sandwich


Her smoothies don't sound very tasty either.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88039 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:20 pm to
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Her smoothies don't sound very tasty either.


they say looking at her now is like looking at Swiss cheese
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18954 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:22 pm to
I’ve been pissed off at a woman before but good Lord.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77687 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

He needs to be fed feet first slowly into a mulcher. It's the only way the punishment will fit the crime
He's probably going to live rather comfortably since it's a Swiss prison
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:33 pm to
The new Chopped Champion
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
2370 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:33 pm to
Definitely a liberal.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72647 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:36 pm to
“We’ll sure miss Miss Switzerland.” -Switzerland
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91056 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:37 pm to
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Husband of Miss Switzerland
quote:

to indicate that Thomas has a mental disorder,


Must not have been too debilitating to land her.

Anything to work over the legal system huh? Surprised he's not also identifying as trans
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38304 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5328 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:47 pm to
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Thomas has a mental disorder,


He's one cheese short of a fondue.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8020 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:48 pm to
No matter how hot she is, some dude will get tired of her shite.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2248 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:52 pm to
IWNBI (I would not blend it)
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

her husband dismembered her body with a jigsaw, a knife and garden shears.

Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
2981 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:58 pm to
That one hell of a Swiss army knife. Never seen one that great.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19008 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:01 pm to
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Just in case it turns out to be an accidental death.

“Your honor, the last time I saw her she was making frozen margaritas in the kitchen.”
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8792 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:01 pm to
Swiss Miss Mulched
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6676 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:03 pm to
The husband had to have had some questionable violent behavior before this. Even with a mental disorder, how do escalate to this severe brutality on the first time? Profilers need to seriously evaluate this dudes past.
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