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re: How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:17 pm to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:17 pm to Octopus
I dunno -- maybe hope he got an armbone stuck in his throat?
ETA: Crap, somebody said that on the first damn page. Okay my new answer is call in an air strike.
ETA: Crap, somebody said that on the first damn page. Okay my new answer is call in an air strike.
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 5:19 pm
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:19 pm to Octopus
Bazooka
No…Abrams tank turret.
No…Abrams tank turret.
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:51 pm to Octopus
Get it to stand in just the right place
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:46 pm to soccerfüt
A 12 gauge with Dragons Breath rounds would be interesting Mr Bear would find himself with a faceful of fire and it would be a real shock to his system.
He'd lose interest in you real fast being that he would be burned and likely blinded.
Sans that, a White Phosphorus grenade
He'd lose interest in you real fast being that he would be burned and likely blinded.
Sans that, a White Phosphorus grenade
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:48 pm to Octopus
quote:
I don't like guns, other than for hunting
quote:Oh God, one of these sorts.
I would take a Samurai Katana
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:01 pm to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:04 pm to Octopus
If you ask my wife she would say I would engage the bear in a discussion about a topic of minutia and talk long enough that it would commit suicide.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:50 pm to Octopus
Shotgun.
Should make him rethink when couple rounds of buckshot blind him.
Prefer a Barrett 50 cal though.
Should make him rethink when couple rounds of buckshot blind him.
Prefer a Barrett 50 cal though.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:20 pm to Octopus
A long sharp spear to its chest is about the only realistic option
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:24 pm to Octopus
Eat poison and then let the inevitable happen
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:25 pm to Octopus
Haven’t read the whole thread, but I hope someone has said grinning it by now.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:30 pm to Octopus
Ten
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 9:22 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:30 pm to Octopus
I'd use another grizzly
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:32 pm to SelaTiger
he'd crunch on your bones. I would pay to watch.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:36 pm to RogerTheShrubber
blind luck along the lines of getting hit by a comet or finding an 1828 copy of the Declaration of Independence at a garage sale. Not a plan to emulate.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:36 pm to RazorBroncs
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I think the sword is the best option outside of a gun of any kind.
A grizzly would take that sword and shove it up your a-hole.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:42 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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This post was edited on 8/23/22 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:44 pm to Octopus
I would drink about a gallon of antifreeze so when it ate me, that bear would get the shite poisoned out of it…
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