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How would you disappear?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:16 pm
If you suddenly found yourself in some shite with the law for a major crime and decided that you're gonna bounce, what would you do?
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:18 pm
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Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:17 pm to thedrumdoctor
Max out my credit cards, drive my car to the border, move to Mexico, join a drug cartel, eventually work my way up, take over, and enjoy bitches
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:17 pm to thedrumdoctor
You think I'd tell. I've thought about it and have most of a plan.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:18 pm to thedrumdoctor
I'd create a fake Hawaiian birth certificated and run for President.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:19 pm to thedrumdoctor
1. If I committed that major of a crime, I'd run before I was charged/arrested. There are enough nice countries in the world without extradition treaties with the US.
Montenegro is extremely nice, for one.
Montenegro is extremely nice, for one.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:21 pm to thedrumdoctor
I’d get voted in as nominee for the democratic primary, then the rules don’t really apply to me.
I’d also have my henchmen murder anyone who could testify against me.
I’d also have my henchmen murder anyone who could testify against me.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:21 pm to thedrumdoctor
Good try Mr. Lawman.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:21 pm to thedrumdoctor
start posting on the Pels board
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:22 pm to thedrumdoctor
been there, done that. i miss my old life.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:22 pm to thedrumdoctor
I didn't realize we have so many Jason Bournes on the OT
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:22 pm to thedrumdoctor
I'd need to commit at least one or two additional murders. That's all I'll say about my real plan.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:23 pm to thedrumdoctor
Rifle, ammo, chainsaw, basic hand tools, and savings - would head to remote wilderness in Canada or Alaska and live off the land in solitude.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:23 pm to thedrumdoctor
Well, what worked for me last time was..........wait, I ain't saying shite.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:24 pm to AUsteriskPride
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would head to remote wilderness in Canada or Alaska and live off the land in solitude.
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Canada or Alaska
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Albequerque, NM
dude you're going the wrong way
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:24 pm to tduecen
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join a drug cartel
Yeah, Mexican drug cartels are usually very open minded when it comes to allowing white guys who enjoy craft beer into their organizations
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:24 pm to thedrumdoctor
I can't tell y'all. What if the police find this thread.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:24 pm to thedrumdoctor
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If you suddenly found yourself in some shite with the law for a major crime and decided that you're gonna bounce, what would you do?
If I told you then it would be a secret disappearing act, now would it.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:25 pm to thedrumdoctor
My plan isn't very complicated. I'm just still trying to figure out whether to shoot myself behind the right ear or the left one. I'm right handed by the way.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:26 pm to thedrumdoctor
I’d go to one of my Island homes in the Caymans.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:26 pm to sammy762
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My plan isn't very complicated. I'm just still trying to figure out whether to shoot myself behind the right ear or the left one. I'm right handed by the way.
If you go this route, you put the gun to the inside roof of your mouth then pull.
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