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How Would You Answer This Kindergarten Question

Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:07 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:07 pm
This was the question on the online homework that one of my kids had to do.

































Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:09 pm to
I don't remember school work like that
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:09 pm to
story doesn't say she took the man's money.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:09 pm to
How a woman got a black eye
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:11 pm to
An uppity bitch got what was coming to her.
Posted by Wedge
Corellia
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:12 pm to
Her little old man is a cuck.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:12 pm to
I mean, technically, the answer could be A or C.

The only thing that disqualifies B is that the man doesn't have money so he can't be rich.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:13 pm to
Your kid has timed tests in kindergarten?

The answer is A.
Posted by Snipe
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:13 pm to
Your poor child needs private school. Bigly...
This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 12:21 pm
Posted by sicboy
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Member since Nov 2010
79746 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:13 pm to
I would say A. Nothing in that "poem" indicates the man was rich or that she took it from him.

Is it an exercise on assumptions?
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:14 pm to
Noise = divorce proceedings
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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64605 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:15 pm to
Should be "began", not "begun".
Posted by sicboy
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79746 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:16 pm to
And honestly, without the picture and the answers laid out in front of you, "old man" could indicate a father, so it could be an argument between a father and son.
Posted by OlGrandad
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:17 pm to
The woman was a hooker.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:18 pm to
D. bitch better get a job
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:18 pm to
President Michelle Obama taxes Americans at an 80% rate.
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:20 pm to
She sounds like a bitch.
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:24 pm to
Is that from an Ebonics class!
This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 12:25 pm
Posted by rpg37
Biloxi, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54979 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 12:25 pm to
A kid in Kindergarten cannot read that passage and subsequent question.
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