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re: How to get back at lawn guy scammer

Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1381 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:45 pm to
She's probably some fat torta
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
75290 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:46 pm to
Oh I was thinking it's $50 or so. For $300 I'm going to his place and taking$300 with of something.
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1381 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:47 pm to
Yeah I just don't know how to find that

I'm just guessing someone on this board has a great waybof getting back at him
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 10:49 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
152121 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:58 pm to
You Venmo’d an illegal $300 to have him remove a bush?

I need some schmuck customers like you
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
21907 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:59 pm to
If he is replacing shrubs, then that is against Louisiana law. You need a landscaping license to do anything other than cutting lawns.
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
2656 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:34 pm to
Go to Barnes and Noble, go to the magazine section, pull out all the subscriptions cards in them and fill out his information and bombard him with women’s magazines
Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
7665 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:07 am to
Mine was way worse. Still one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done.
I was 19 or 20 in Seattle and saw a group of Muslims working the Walmart parking lot, pulling dents for cheap. I already knew they were hustling, but I figured even a half-assed job would be better than what I was looking at. A couple months earlier I’d gotten drunk at the river bar and smashed the driver-side kicker panel pretty good. So I walked up to one of the gold-chain wearing crowbar/hammer toting musies and haggled over the money if they could get the dings out.

What followed was comedy. They sprayed the whole panel with what I’m about 90% sure was just shaving cream, drilled a couple holes in the bottom and side of the door frame, and then just beat the absolute shite out of it with wood blocks, pry bars, and screwdrivers. I stood there watching them destroy my bottom door frame and thought, “Bro… these dudes are fricking my shite up.”

Somehow they got the shape roughly right, piled on more foam, smoothed it over, and told me not to wash it for 24 hours. It looked fine on the surface and I couldn’t prove anything was still jacked underneath, so I haggled them down from $200 to $150, paid up, and they left with a quickness, like all 5-6 of them
Piled in a small car that was obviously staged for them and pulled up as soon as they had the money.

Took me about thirty seconds of sitting in my truck thinking about it before it hit me. I circled that parking lot looking for them and kept an eye out for over a year drive by and stopping any time I saw anyone hustling the parking lots in the area. Never saw them again. I straight got got.

I’m old enough now that I can laugh my arse off about it, even if I’m still a little embarrassed. Anytime someone asked about the panel the next day at work or over then next couple months. I just told them I did it myself — “drilled two holes and beat the dents out with a prybar.”

Ha
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
4162 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 6:10 am to
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I was fuming and it's not the $300. Ive spent $300 on far dumber shite. It's like I feel violated. And I just absolutely fricking hate people like that. You know pieces of shite like him frick ovet other good honest people repeatedly.


If he is "undocumented", call ICE.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7689 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 6:18 am to
quote:

$300

For 1 bush? I don't know how to get him back but moving forward, if you're in the BR area I'll do that job for $250. Payment up from not required. Let me know if you're interested.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7318 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 6:53 am to
you can start by not using the term "reach out"
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13315 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:00 am to
Never pay ahead of time. EVER!!!!!

NEVER!!!

If they balk, find someone else.
This post was edited on 10/22/26 at 7:01 am
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26840 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:02 am to
Dispute the charge on your credit card and get your money back.

Exercise caution on getting revenge. Making people aware of him is the safest route.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
81209 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:12 am to
frick his wife. It's the only way.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7299 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:21 am to
Bang his mom. Tell him you’re his dad now.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67413 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:23 am to
FYI:

Many "lawn care guys" are just that because they can't be employed elsewhere. I e. they have a felony on their record.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5820 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:25 am to
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Set up a meet and never show.


What? At least have some fun with him. Call 911, box in his vehicle, beat him with a bat, something.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5380 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:32 am to
quote:

Sleep with his wife


When I read the OP…. I said to myself that this comment would be in the thread and sure enough- - the OT never fails
Posted by ShrimperDan
Fernandina
Member since Jul 2026
402 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:38 am to
I would say use different numbers on messaging apps to schedule appointments at very remote, out of the way places just to frick with the guy. But since its in Texas that might get him shot so don't do that

My grandad and my uncles used to beat people up pretty badly any time anyone was even just sort of bad to them in any business sense, and eventually word got around and people either didn't screw them over or they avoided doing business with them at all Kind of sucks we don't live in a world where you can do that anymore, though I will say I think they went over the top a few times.

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17892 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:42 am to
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just found a fb post from my old neighborhood and I'm not the only victim. Others are pissed too.
that would have been nice to know before you hired him. It’s never too early to do your research

ETA…maybe he isn’t ducking you. Maybe he got deported.
This post was edited on 10/22/26 at 7:44 am
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34145 posts
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:45 am to
Sounds like drugs. Report him to police
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