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re: How strict is your company's marijuana testing policy?

Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35469 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:09 pm to
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I know a woman who was a brewer for a small local craft brewery. She was offered a job for a major craft brewery owned by A-B and they required a hair sample. So she shaved her head and donated the hair to Locks of Love before taking the job.
I tried this years ago. Not only was it basically an admission that I was going to fail but they also just took some from my leg so I failed anyways.
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:10 pm to
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worked at two Public accounting firms. wasn't ever tested at either and never even a threat of it.


Yeah, they do that on purpose. You need to be on something to manage working here
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:13 pm to
It is funny that the two professional industries that have the reputation for not drug testing are public accounting firms and law firms.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31059 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:14 pm to
In advertising there is an expectation that every creative is smoking pot.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:15 pm to
Brewery testing for weed is

Tested when I got the job, never again in my 15 years here. Assume it would be required during an accident but I’m in an office setting. Still won’t risk it.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:16 pm to
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It was pretty funny when one of the owners tested positive for marijuana.




I used to own a little pipeline services outfit and I got banned from a couple of my own jobsites because I hadn't "gotten around" to taking my test. Not permanently banned, just until I pissed clean. Hey, I was a very busy man in those days.
This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2301 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:23 pm to
I thought drug testing was only done on peon employees.
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1008 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:25 pm to
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except for the part where it reduces your brain function


Wrong. A large percentage of very successful people smoke pot at least occassionally. Doctors, lawyers, business owners, half of the NFL, Etc...
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:29 pm to
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I thought drug testing was only done on peon employees.



That's kinda what I'm thinking now. I haven't had to take a drug test for a job in over 20 years.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:29 pm to
It’s 50/50 in my industry
Some do test, some don’t

This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 4:30 pm
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1008 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:31 pm to
My only issue with drug testing is that pot stays in your piss for 2weeks-3months (depending on how much you smoke and your body fat percentage) while the local pill head pisses clean after 3-5 days. Potheads tend to be good people, pill heads will rob you blind. Obviously there are exceptions, but Ill hire a pothead all day over any other type of user, including an alcoholic.
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49057 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:33 pm to
Be a journalist.

Nobody is interested in your personal life or habits.

But I don’t drink or do drugs anymore so it’s moot
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:35 pm to
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My wife's employer does random tests, but if your name gets pulled they give you a month to do the test.


Most pimps are less flexible. Be thankful.
Posted by Columbia
Land of the Yuppies
Member since Mar 2016
3132 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:42 pm to
I love the weed threads, but I hate the comments from the Baptist that have never tried it.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:43 pm to
My company doesn’t test for it, but my buddies company only does ransoms every once in a while. And it’s a mouth swab someone told him your mouth only has THC in it for like a day.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22188 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:43 pm to
More for me.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48371 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:45 pm to
I took a drug test when I started but have never had a random in 8 years. I would have passed one at any time anyway. I'd probably smoke a little bit but my luck I'd twist my ankle in the office the next day
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9357 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:46 pm to
Self employed here but never cared for it.

The worst part is that I know for a fact even with all the chain of custody being correct, there are in fact false positives and false negatives.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5253 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:47 pm to
I own my company, and it is highly encouraged.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55554 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:48 pm to
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took a drug test when I started but have never had a random in 8 years. I would have passed one at any time anyway. I'd probably smoke a little bit but my luck I'd twist my ankle in the office the next day
I figure if I manager to hurt myself typing an excel formula or getting a water, I’d be able to hide it and deal with it outside of work
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