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re: How should you respond to someone trying to strangle you with piano wire?

Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:16 pm to
practically speaking probably

aaaaaaaach
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:20 pm to
Quickly drop to your knees, spin, and deliver a punch to the nads.
Posted by PepeSilvia
Member since Apr 2017
387 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:23 pm to
Poop in pants, grab poop, smear on perpetrator?
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
17043 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:29 pm to
Step back Daniel Son
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:34 pm to
Crush a handfull of ballsack and twist. I may die, but he'll wish he was as well
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19968 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:35 pm to
Karate
Posted by bovine1
Member since Dec 2004
1371 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 4:41 pm to
I have no knowledge of piano wire but if he had Gigli wire which is made for this you are done if he gets it around your neck.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 5:20 pm to
Dying
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42280 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 5:45 pm to
Get your head directly under their chin, grab the top of their head and hold firmly in place, small vertical jump and fall straight to the ground on your butt. Works every time.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 6:03 pm to
Start furiously masturbating. You can't pay for that kind of auto-erotic asphyxiation
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5761 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:41 pm to
"Step back, Daniel-son, step back!"

Watch Karate Kid II bonsai dance scene when Sato's punk nephew tries to get back his honor.

Edit: damn it, didn't read.
This post was edited on 7/8/17 at 7:42 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61440 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:46 pm to
I'd wonder where the hell they got the piano wire from
Posted by LSUgusto
Member since May 2005
19311 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:58 pm to
Hope you can strike the right chord with your strangler.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Quickly drop to your knees, spin, and deliver a punch to the nads.



You'd be decapitaded
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