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re: How should I handle my neighbor?

Posted on 7/14/19 at 2:05 am to
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 2:05 am to
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If so go down to the Pic Quick and pick up some Chelada Tall Boys and some Fireball shooters. Go next door and make some new friends.


I beat him to it. His neighbors are cool
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10253 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 2:07 am to
Are you retarded? Have you ever had a conversation with another human? Go ask the fricking neighbor to move the car (in a non dickfaced way) and I bet they move it.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 3:08 am to
I think the OP is dead.

Great advice telling him to have a face to face conversation y'all...
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26926 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 3:53 am to
Too civilized a gagging skullfrick is called for after you've burned out the offending vehicle.
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 3:55 am
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
Guff of Mex
Member since Dec 2010
11986 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 4:06 am to
I would reenact the scene from The Big Lebowski where you are obviously Walter and your neighbor is Larry.

This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 4:08 am
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16901 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:46 am to
I got the bitch guy of the neighborhood living across the street. He and his wife have a business they run out of their house and occasionally have their customers visit their home. The guy has a long driveway and the customers park on my servitude. I told him have them park in his driveway from now on..I heard he got all pissed..LOL..eff him..He also let's his dog shite on neighbors lawns..I threw a shovel full of his dog's shite on his roof..His dog has not shite on my lawn since.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47439 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:48 am to
quote:

they have a car parked on the street that is preventing us from turning into our driveway


Is it actually preventing or do you suck at driving and need 3’ on either side at the curb to make the turn?
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2403 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:06 am to
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He also let's his dog shite on neighbors lawns..I threw a shovel full of his dog's shite on his roof..His dog has not shite on my lawn since.




I had a similar situation. First, I talked nicely to the guy. Second time, I caught him and dog in the act and didn't talk nice. Third time, I returned the dog crap to him.

He's moving at the end of the month.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20239 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:17 am to
Just go be polite and talk to them. It may have been an accident
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127594 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:21 am to
Obviously A. But if you think it is going to get physical make sure to put your purse down and take your earrings and high heels off first. And hopefully you did not get your nails done recently.
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 8:22 am
Posted by Springlake Tiger
Uptown
Member since Aug 2006
15531 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:23 am to
How about D) ask them to move it. I bet they will.

Need any help with other complex issues?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:24 am to
How some of you fricks make it through a day without forgetting to breathe amazes me.

Be a man and go ask the man politely to move his (or one of his guests) car. He may not even know there is an issue.

Also don’t live in a shitty townhome with a shared driveway if you’re this big of a bitch about your personal space.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6367 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:34 am to
Spray him with the hose.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11334 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:09 am to
What is wrong with you? It’s your neighbor. Knock on the door and tell them the problem. They will say “oh, sorry, we will move.” Why can’t people man-up and talk to someone? It’s simple. Why would you DEMAND? Come on, bro.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:20 am to
Spray him with a garden hose when hes getting in his truck
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16901 posts
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:30 am to
One day I returned home to find a car parked in my driveway. I knew it was one of his customers. I knocked on his door and his response was "Oh I thought you were at work and I told him he could park there". I had to tell him that you don't tell someone to park on someone's property without permission..He played all stupid. I knew he was POS when I first moved in because he criticized the previous owners.
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