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Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12142 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:28 pm
So my teenage daughter was driving and lightly ran into the back of another car last night.

There was not a scratch on her plastic bumper and the few marks on the other car’s bumper could be rubbed away with my thumb.

When the “victim” gets out of the car I know it is going to be trouble. He is a man in his 60's, dressed like a black preacher, colorful suit and tie, and a hat that would make Frank Sinatra proud.

When the police get there he says he needs an ambulance, then proceeds to sit in the ambulance for 30 minutes because he says his shoulder hurts.

His wife and daughter get there in one car and the man says he needs to go to the hospital and ride the ambulance there (not get driven by the wife and daughter who is following him to the hospital.)

I figure my insurance company is on the hook for the ambulance ride and x-rays already.

How much pain and suffering can you claim when both cars are un-scuffed.

The police and ambulance guys were kind of laughing at the guy and knew he was looking for a payday.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67863 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:29 pm to
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So my teenage daughter was driving and lightly ran into the back of another car last night.







quote:

black preacher


This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:29 pm to
The insurance company doesn't care. They will just pay him off without fighting it. He will get all of his medical bills paid and loss wages.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:29 pm to
He already got Gordan
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
You are racist and screwed. Better tell your daughter to learn to pole dance to cover your insurance rate hike.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15779 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

He is a man in his 60's, dressed like a black preacher


Subtle way of describing the race of said victim
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Cdonaldson27
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2015
1055 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
About 5-7k should settle it. Sorry, but that's how they roll.

Been there had that done to me.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
You fricked.

Teach your daughter what “tailgating” is.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43066 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
Hopefully you took a bunch of pics. Your insurance company will take over from here.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
Something quite similar happened with me in my late teens

She is screwed
Posted by Master_yoda88
Sweden
Member since Jul 2018
784 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
Prepare thy war eagle anus

Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13296 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:30 pm to
You're screwed. Also if you're white then obviously you're racist.
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
3124 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:31 pm to
Ken Nugent is coming for you Baw.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:31 pm to
You are Stormy Daniels screwed
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13884 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

So my teenage daughter was driving and lightly ran into the back of another car last night.



He didn't say "no pics". This is fair game, fellas
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3126 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:32 pm to
Someone did this to my wife recently. I asked our insurance about disputing the injury because it was asinine and the agent said that in any accident, if the person not at fault claims an injury they will get something 98% of the time. They said as long as they aren't asking crazy amounts, it's not worth fighting so they just let it go.

People that do this are scum.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

He didn't say "no pics".


He also mentioned two other females in his story.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:32 pm to
Preacher man 'bout to get $$
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98723 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:33 pm to
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my teenage daughter


If there is an eight or nine before that "teen", then you know what to do.
Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:34 pm to
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black preacher
Was he drving that new lambo he got his wife?
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