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Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:05 pm to sherrifftaylor
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She don’t break anything, but she sure can hide stuff.
This. And she's not allowed to touch/move anything regarding my cast iron
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:11 pm to deeprig9
For awhile they were pulling all of the towel racks/handles off the dry wall. Thus suckers now are either in a stud or have 4 anchors holding them up 
Other than that nothing to crazy, little rough moving furniture on our shitty wood floor that dings if you look at it too much.
Other than that nothing to crazy, little rough moving furniture on our shitty wood floor that dings if you look at it too much.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:12 pm to deeprig9
She doesnt really break much but she does give my brother Allen and my nephew Jake a rash of shite.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:20 pm to deeprig9
If the maid is attractive she has to give you a blow job for compensation.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:20 pm to deeprig9
Rarely breaks anything but she thinks she's an interior designer. I spend half an hour after she leaves putting stuff back in it's right place.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:21 pm to deeprig9
Sounds like it is time to put mom in an assisted living facility and give here a break.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:24 pm to deeprig9
Not very often at all. She's a quick learner, and figured out early on that she only has two eyes that can be dotted.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:24 pm to deeprig9
She also makes a cute little point and faucet emblem on our toilet paper!????
Y’all’s do that??
Y’all’s do that??
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:27 pm to deeprig9
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How often does your maid break stuff?
Only once.
Then I call ICE.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:39 pm to deeprig9
the glass tray in the microwave, a perfume bottle, and the edge of a glass coffee table, probably some wine glasses here and there. She's worked for me for 15 years though, and shite happens. especially when you have marble countertops. She brought all of them to my attention I'm not going to ask her to lose a days pay because she broke my perfume. That would be extra-douchey.
rebalancing ceiling fans, cleaning stove igniter and checking shower curtain all seem to be solvable issues. If it were me, I wouldn't even be sure one of my own kids didn't do some of these things. I imagine maids get accused of all sorts of stuff they didn't really do.
rebalancing ceiling fans, cleaning stove igniter and checking shower curtain all seem to be solvable issues. If it were me, I wouldn't even be sure one of my own kids didn't do some of these things. I imagine maids get accused of all sorts of stuff they didn't really do.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:47 pm to deeprig9
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ended up fricking the whole motherboard.
We've been through this. She hates you, and you should have fired her months ago.
The worst my maid does is put my flipflops right inside the garage door, because it doesn't click to her that I park in the garage, and then my flipflops make it hard to open the door.
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:55 pm to deeprig9
I couldn’t have a stranger in my house cleaning or being there when I’m not… my cousin has a maid come over.. but she keeps her house clean so the maid basically doing nothing
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:55 pm to deeprig9
Does not break things but she moves things around to clean and doesn’t put them back in place. Drives me crazy, but I cannot bring myself to let her go for this because she does a pretty good job.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:55 pm to deeprig9
Running joke in our house is if something is broke or missing, I scream out her name and blame it on her. But seriously whenever I sit down at the computer in the office after she leaves, the sound never works on the computer. Not sure what the frick she does but I always have to unplug the speakers and plug them back.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:16 pm to Dawgirl
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I've had porcelain statuettes broken from our wedding cake.
I would have fired her dumbass immediately. Why put up with that BS?
That particular one is actually an American Patriot who was at J6 (did not enter building) and I'm pretty sure her and/or husband post here. She brought it to our attention, found identical ones on ebay, bought them, and game them to us. She could have lied and swapped them out without us knowing, but she was upfront about it all.
Being white, her crew was slower, but didn't break stuff other than the aforementioned.
She decided to get out the maid business or we'd probably still have her.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:21 pm to deeprig9
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How often does your maid break stuff?
Only a couple of random things here and there and she’s always either gotten them fixed or replaced. She’s awesome, we were literally just talking at dinner with my in laws about how lost we’re going to be when/if she retires.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:38 pm to deeprig9
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How often does your maid break stuff?
Limp Bizkit, is that you??
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:39 pm to sherrifftaylor
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She don’t break anything, but she sure can hide stuff.
This.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:43 pm to deeprig9
This is hilarious. Our house keeper breaks something probably 2 times a month. She's on a 2 week streak right now. The last thing she broke was a crock that holds kitchen utensils. She's broken coffee pots, bottles, vacuums, my wife's hair products, etc. She is the best though.
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