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re: How much do you tip a stewardess on a private jet?

Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:27 pm to
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Whats 20% of a blowjob going for these days.

One lick around her chili ring.
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6733 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:28 pm to
Nothing. The cost of the charter covers her services and I doubt she would be impressed with a $3 tip while she pours the complimentary champagne.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113197 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:30 pm to
tss

my brother was not very happy once when the private jet whore told him she had a boil on her butt.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24692 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:40 pm to
The frick are we tipping stewardess for?
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:43 pm to
I don't tip my own employees they are well paid as it is.
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
7053 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:45 pm to
Gifts or favors.

Reservations for 7:30-8:00 and early preview access is solid.

If you are calculating, then it's obvious you aren't familiar with this world.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 3:57 pm to
Sounds good, but you're not gonna get that bill until you're gone. Maybe 5-7.5% total cost of the flight

The get paid either way, so do what you want
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92379 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:10 pm to
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Hugo Stiglitz


Baller amongst ballers
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:10 pm to
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I'm thinking 20% of estimated value of goods and services provided... Does this sound fair?



I only hire strippers, stewardesses are for amateurs.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:14 pm to
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One lick around her chili ring.


Gross.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120039 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:33 pm to
I usually grab a hand full of $100s out my pocket and hold it up to her.. Let he grab what she thinks is appropriate.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62450 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:33 pm to
I've never tipped them
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:52 pm to
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Just the tip, repeatedly


I said...This will only hurt for a little while. I'll only put the head of it in!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91279 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 4:53 pm to
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I said...This will only hurt for a little while. I'll only put the head of it in!
and i promise to never come in your mouth
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53475 posts
Posted on 3/28/16 at 5:29 pm to
She gets the whole salami, not just the tip.
Posted by Unit225
Prairieville
Member since Aug 2014
1389 posts
Posted on 3/29/16 at 12:09 am to
Hugo must be playing flight simulator again
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22357 posts
Posted on 3/29/16 at 12:15 am to
I'm thinking if you can afford a private jet, you wouldn't be asking the OT what to tip. Call me crazy.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135449 posts
Posted on 3/29/16 at 7:06 am to
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I'm thinking 20% of estimated value of goods and services provided... Does this sound fair?
Tipping is not routine or expected. Wouldn't consider it necessary unless someone goes above and beyond normal accommodation. E.g., one certainly might tip a pilot for a good flight in tough circumstances.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72746 posts
Posted on 3/29/16 at 7:11 am to
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Hugo must be paying the flight stimulator again
FIFY

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