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re: How much do you enjoy strip clubs?

Posted on 5/11/22 at 9:37 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 9:37 pm to
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How much do you enjoy strip clubs?

Posted by Fletch1985
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 9:42 pm to
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Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
2167 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
I'll do 30 min for a bachelor party and then I'm out. Don't get how guys get off spending that kind of money for a dry hump while other dudes watch you.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153935 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 9:51 pm to
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it was before they all turned into money mercenaries
Ah, the good ol' days of charitable strippers...



Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26094 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 10:21 pm to
Spearmint Rhino

No way you won’t enjoy.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15714 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:15 pm to
I’ve been a handful of times in my life for bachelor parties, big groups. Never really took them seriously.

Found myself in a new town and buddied up with a guy who went to the strip clubs as his going out thing. Went maybe 2-3 times in that scenario and felt really awkward and weird.

Haven’t been to one in years. Prob fun in a bigger group for what it is.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:20 pm to
Best time I've had was at a club so deep in the woods of Mississippi the locals used possums as dogs. It goes by the nickname blue goose (if you know, you know)....

Spent the whole night playing booray next to the stage. Saw a "worker" eyeing all the singles on the table and proceeded to tell her if she wanted them, she would need to buy in.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11380 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:42 pm to
Not much, been to many as part of my job. I was a rep for an export company, most of our clients were Asians, mostly Koreans and Japanese, and no one loves strippers like Koreans. When the ship was being loaded there was always a few days of spare time, my boss made sure I was loaded with cash to take the clients wherever they wanted to go, and they always wanted to go to Bourbon St to see the strippers. If we were loading in Tampa or Houston, I'd take them to the clubs there.

As most of you know, the strippers in N.O. were the worst, skankiest, disinterested and a lot of them were not attractive at all. Tampa was the best.

To me this was the worst part of the job, I got to really hate taking them to the clubs, they were smoky and nasty.

Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:58 pm to
If they all had talent like the The Bing they'd be more interesting.

Bing>any strip club I've been to.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7891 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:02 am to
Everything is fine and dandy until the Bulgarians who own the strip club decide they want your kidneys.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37482 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:18 am to
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In my military days and in my 20's, very fricking much!

My mindset then was, much better to spend half the money picking up a chick at a bar that maybe is actually into me.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8567 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:24 am to
Sounds like work... W...O...R...K... Work...

But it's got Air Conditioning...
Posted by BamaFinland
Espoo, Finland
Member since Oct 2015
2587 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 12:29 am to
After going to Pattaya Beach, Thailand in 1998 all strip club trips since have been uneventful and quite boring. Watching 2 girls muff dive each other to Bon Jovi's "never say goodbye" while drinking 45 cent beer was just the beginning of the night. 4 girl shower scenes, popping balloons with darts shot from their vag, shoving 100 feet of neon string in their vag and then proceeding to make a spider web around the stripper poles. List goes on and on. But yeah, I've not had fun at any strip clubs since then.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21195 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 4:54 am to
Strip clubs suck. Nothing but trash everywhere you look inside a strip club. Waste of time and money.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15602 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:00 am to
Enough that I'm never going back to one. Waste of money.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:44 am to
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Enough that I'm never going back to one. Waste of money.


I've known a bunch of people in the industry - owners, bartenders, bouncers and dancers. There is so much more to this world than most people know.

I agree, it is a waste of money. I won't step foot inside one. The whole thing is really pretty sad.
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 5:46 am
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 5:54 am to
Some of them will frick for $ - a lot of them won't - and the ones that will - well let's just say you probably don't want to go there.

A lot of them also have thug boyfriends - drug dealers etc - some of them are drug dealers themselves - a lot of them have multiple sugar daddies. it's just best to stay away from most of these girls.
Posted by Slow Walkin Jones
Member since May 2022
133 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:46 am to
I enjoyed them until I was about 24. Then I dated one of the hottest women I have ever crawled on top of, a stripper.

I used to party with her and her friends and listen to how they talked about the customers. I haven't been able to enjoy one since.

Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56114 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:48 am to
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strip clubs


I have never been to one but I'm 70 and have been married since I was 33 so the timing was never right for me.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23695 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 6:49 am to
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Depends on if it's BYOB

Yeah there was one I used to hit up in S. Texas that was like this with a line of little Mexican dudes taking drink orders and going to the store to get it for you. You rented out like a Rubbermaid tub full of ice and gave them the order.

That place was WILD.
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