re: How Many of You Have an Attorney on Standby?

Posted by The Boat

Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:10 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

What does it mean in his commercials when Get Gordon says “we don’t say goodbye we say see you later. We want to be your lawyers for life.”

What kind of person needs an injury lawyer for life?

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Posted by nugget

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Member since Dec 2009

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:10 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

I got 6 lawyers and they all jewish

I'm the star bitch this is my movie

Posted by Demshoes

Up in here

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:11 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

Yeah. My fing kids.

Posted by Bedhog

Denham Springs

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:12 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

A goal of every man should be to have an Attorney, mechanic and doctor friend and you're good. I am one of these and have the other 2 at my discretion as do they my services.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

148031 posts

Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:12 pm to Martini

quote:
A lot.

He said attorneys. Not dicks in your mouth.

quote:
Martini

You jealous?

Get back in the kitchen ole lady. Your husband is going to be hungry when he gets off his shift

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Posted by CorkSoaker

Member since Oct 2008

9823 posts

Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:14 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

I have 3 attorneys in my immediate family, but like to handle things myself. However, I have had to threaten to “take legal action” at times, but again I always end up handling it myself.

One time we did take a car dealership to court and won. I’m not allowed to step foot on property again.

Posted by CorkSoaker

Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:15 pm to Bedhog

Add contractor to your list and you’re all set

Posted by Cosmo

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:15 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

I contact slow weekly for legal advice

Posted by Cosmo

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:16 pm to The Boat

quote:
What kind of person needs an injury lawyer for life?

Ill give you 3 guesses

Posted by Martini

Near Athens

Member since Mar 2005

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:20 pm to tgrbaitn08

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tgrbaitn08

Took you awhile to decide which alter to use?

Posted by S

RIP Wayde

Member since Jan 2007

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:20 pm to tgrbaitn08

As if she has the pugnacity to remonstrate with me face to face. What a dullard.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

148031 posts

Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:20 pm to The Boat

quote:
What kind of person needs an injury lawyer for life?

I’ll get banned if I’m gonna be honest

On the other hand I have 3 attorneys at my disposal for just about anything

Posted by GRTiger

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Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:23 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum

I have SFP on retainer as part of my premium TD membership.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

148031 posts

Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:23 pm to S

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As if she has the pugnacity to remonstrate with me face to face. What a dullard.

Her hormones are raging this evening

Posted by Martini

Near Athens

Member since Mar 2005

49696 posts

Posted on 6/18/19 at 6:24 pm to tgrbaitn08

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On the other hand I have 3 attorneys at my disposal for just about anything

Is it how many attorneys does it take to get the Blackfisting Grinder out of 08’s arse? One to loosen the ballgag, one to remove his arm and one to notarize the lien waiver?