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How many mich ultras would it take for you to admit you’re gay?

Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:26 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:26 pm
I’m thinking 17.
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 7:49 pm
Posted by dyslexic
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:30 pm to
350
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:31 pm to
1700 calories in 8 hours = fatass
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:31 pm to
You slip yourself a Mickey? I like your style
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:33 pm to
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1700 calories in 8 hours = fatass


Not if you’re already in shape and don’t eat anything besides maybe a ham sandwich and chips
Posted by brass2mouth
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:33 pm to
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6-8 hours I’m thinking 17


You’d be shitfaced dude. You may not think so but if you blew on a machine you’d be well in to the .2’s.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:33 pm to
There are not enough mich ultras in the world.

Downvote if you believe that's homophobic and you're gay.... upvote if you believe mich ultra is piss water in a can.

This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 7:59 pm
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:34 pm to
3
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:35 pm to
if I had one a day I could last for years
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:35 pm to
The fact that I wouldn’t think so is all that matters. If you can drink 6 ultras in an hour and feel pretty much zero than that extrapolates.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:36 pm to
Tipsy 5-6
Drunk 8-9
Shitfaced 13
Blackout 15-18 I would lose count

But it would take me way less than 8 hours
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 7:36 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:36 pm to
Exactly. It’s water. And if you’re accustomed to 90 proof your body is going to pass/sweat that out with little to no effect
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:36 pm to
10-12.

ETA - in 6-8 hours more than this.
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:37 pm to
Perfect future answer
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:38 pm to
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You’d be shitfaced dude. You may not think so but if you blew on a machine you’d be well in to the .2’s.

Really?
That’s like 2 or 3 an hour. I’m not sure I would even be buzzed. My answer was going to be a 12 pack in an hour
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:39 pm to
Didn’t realize you were from Lafayette. Laffy Baws and Bawettes can suffocate a case of ultra, quick like Cher. Only place I had ever seen it drank like that Me.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:40 pm to
I’m a lightweight. Probably about 6-7
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11250 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Laffy Baws and Bawettes can suffocate a case of ultra, quick like Cher


That's some funny shite there....
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:42 pm to
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Exactly. It’s water.


Mic Ultra has the same alcohol content as other light beers. I don't think you would need 17 of them to get drunk. Plus how do you not get sick of it after drinking that many, I usually get beer'd out after about 8.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:43 pm to
I’m from baton rouge and never drink micky ultras but I’m thinking out loud.

BTW welcome back to society and your dog is uglier than most llotot
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