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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:43 pm to
It used to take at least a case and a few shots to get proper piss-the-bed drunk. A 12 pack would probably do the job these days.
Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:46 pm to
Why would you drink that horse piss?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:46 pm to
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proper piss-the-bed drunk

I typically at least got out of bed and pissed in the corner. I have standards
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:48 pm to
Two or three. I haven't had alcohol in years.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:49 pm to
Im changing my answer to one half
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:49 pm to
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I typically at least got out of bed and pissed in the corner. I have standards


I was always good at somehow finding a pile of clean laundry. Every damn time. Wife would go to do the laundry and say why are the clothes all wet?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I typically at least got out of bed and pissed in the corner. I have standards
No need to get uppity about it.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:52 pm to
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I was always good at somehow finding a pile of clean laundry. Every damn time. Wife would go to do the laundry and say why are the clothes all wet?

Back when I drank a lot more I pissed in my sock drawer, the corner of the bedroom, all over the bathroom floor next to the toilet.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:53 pm to
Lol.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:55 pm to
Cut rate half assed Owlie
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:55 pm to
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You’d be shitfaced dude.


17 over 8 hours? That's like 2 beers an hour. AKA not even basic tailgate drinking.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:55 pm to
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Back when I drank a lot more I pissed in my sock drawer, the corner of the bedroom, all over the bathroom floor next to the toilet.
I once watched my roommate wake up out of a dead sleep, go to the cabinet under the sink, take everything out from under it, wipe everything down, and reorganize all the stuff. Then he stood up, pissed all over everything he cleaned, and went back to bed.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:58 pm to
totally
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Cut rate half assed Owlie


whatever you’re impressed
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
198103 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:01 pm to
hey a cut-rate half-me puts you in tier easy
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:03 pm to
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I once watched my roommate wake up out of a dead sleep, go to the cabinet under the sink, take everything out from under it, wipe everything down, and reorganize all the stuff. Then he stood up, pissed all over everything he cleaned, and went back to bed

In about 99 we were staying at the sister's house of my buddy's new girlfriend in nola for Mardi Gras. We drank way too much and smoked some pot later that night.

One guy in our group had a little too much. There were about 20 people in the living room for the after party and he stood up, whipped it out and started writing his name all over the drapes in the living room in front of the whole crew.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:04 pm to
It needed to be done. Super saint’s return has plummeted the property value around here
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:04 pm to
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Super saint’s return has plummeted the property value around here


That’s what happens when convicts move into the neighborhood.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198103 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 8:05 pm to
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It needed to be done. Super saint’s return has plummeted the property value around here


he drags down the property values as if he really were black
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