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re: How many days could you make it on Naked and Afraid?
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:02 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:02 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Not long. The south Louisiana episodes make me realize that it is one of the worst environments to try and survive in the world. Food wise it’s fantastic, but the insects and heat are a bad deal.
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:08 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Would probably have the captain of the boat turn around before I even got off 
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I would basically cover myself in mud like Arnold did in predator.
I’m keeping the mosquitos off of me
I’m keeping the mosquitos off of me
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
My survival item?
A green man costume!
A green man costume!
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:17 pm to Hopeful Doc
How many days *could* I do it or how many days *would* I do it
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Days hell, be minutes at most
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:27 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Dude, I'm out of shape as hell but I could at least make it a couple days, even if all I did was roll around in mud and lie there.
I would have to get in shape and really be determined to stand a chance at 60. I'd love to get there some day but I think I'd probably just roll around in the mud and lay there until the crew intervened.
I would have to get in shape and really be determined to stand a chance at 60. I'd love to get there some day but I think I'd probably just roll around in the mud and lay there until the crew intervened.
Posted on 7/16/24 at 10:30 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Screw Naked and Afraid but I would love to try “Alone”
I have no illusions that I would last anywhere near as long as most of the contestants but I would be curious just how long I could. I fell like I could make week maybe two.
I have no illusions that I would last anywhere near as long as most of the contestants but I would be curious just how long I could. I fell like I could make week maybe two.
Posted on 7/16/24 at 11:04 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
PLOT TWIST: Nutria Itch. Two male contestants now have paper mache nuts because of parasitic eggs left in the water by nutria identified as Nutria Itch
Posted on 7/16/24 at 11:05 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
At least 1. If there are biting bugs probably only 1. If no/limited bugs and water is available maybe 3 or 4.
Posted on 7/16/24 at 11:17 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Depends on the environment. But I doubt I’d make it to day 2 in the basin. I’ve hunted Sherburne and the mosquitos made it absolutely miserable all day long, not even just dawn and dusk. I swore that place off until later season once we get enough cold and wind to keep the bugs at bay
Posted on 7/16/24 at 11:57 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I was a helper for a land survey company when I was younger. Launched a boat down in Dularge at the falgout marina and got off on a body of land about 20 minutes out early morning. There was a cloud of mosquitoes I was not prepared for and I was protected with skin so soft. The bites were so bad my entire body felt like it was on fire. I knew then I wasn’t cut out for the outdoors. No way I’d survive an hour in the swamp butt arse naked.
This post was edited on 7/16/24 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 7/17/24 at 12:00 am to Violent Hip Swivel
At least a couple of hours
Posted on 7/17/24 at 12:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I've done a fair amount of backcountry camping. Multi-day stuff with minimal gear.
Don't think I would attempt 60 days in the basin for a million bucks.
Don't think I would attempt 60 days in the basin for a million bucks.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 12:23 am to mattchewbocca
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I knew then I wasn’t cut out for the outdoors
Well, there’s a difference between outdoors elsewhere and outdoors with those damn things. They can get so bad it’s hard to breathe.
What really surprised me was how bad they were up in Canada and in the tundra. It’s ridiculous.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 12:23 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Nighttime would be brutal. Bugs + heat = a no go for me. I've gotta have my personal fan 
Posted on 7/17/24 at 1:34 am to wheelr
I have a buddy down here I worked with who said he killed a mosquito that had a tick behind its ear. I believe him.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 4:37 am to Champagne
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I just need one athletic sock. That's all. I'll use it to cover my weener and balls.
What size? A child size low cut sock or one of those long tube socks that go all the way to your knees.
While some women are members of the itty bitty titty committee, some men are members of the itty bitty wiener committee.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 5:12 am to Violent Hip Swivel
If this were my partner
5 seconds after she dropped out
5 seconds after she dropped out
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