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Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:41 am to Pecker
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but she thought I was kind of a douche.

Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:56 am to Pecker
For my previous, it was about half an hour after we met. Started officially "dating" while she was riding me.
Looking back, I should've seen how fricking crazy she was when I got to hit that fast
Looking back, I should've seen how fricking crazy she was when I got to hit that fast
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:59 am to TigersHuskers
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1st for one. We met at work
Was he a convicted sex offender
Posted on 1/11/18 at 12:07 pm to ellishughtiger
Current GF 4 dates. Industry average seems to be around 3.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:29 pm to KG6
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You need to upgrade your internet-message-board-stereotypical-bullsh*t-sarcastic-response-o-meter, baw
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:50 pm to sjmabry
probably about 15 months, then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half, then i had what the state of LA calls legal sex hundreds of times over the next 17 years, and i did this morning.
Funny part about the statutory rape joke i inserted there is that, my wife knows, i know, and our friends know that i was the one peer pressured into the sex the first time.
Funny part about the statutory rape joke i inserted there is that, my wife knows, i know, and our friends know that i was the one peer pressured into the sex the first time.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:54 pm to TeddyPadillac
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then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half
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Funny part about the statutory rape joke i inserted there is that, my wife knows, i know, and our friends know that i was the one peer pressured into the sex the first time.
What the frick dude
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:58 pm to Pecker
3 dates maybe 4 or about 3 weeks. Been together almost 13 years and married for 10 years in March.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:01 pm to TeddyPadillac
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then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half, then i had what the state of LA calls legal sex hundreds of times over the next 17 years, and i did this morning.
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TeddyPedophile
Fify
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:02 pm to Breesus
well, when a 16 year old has sex with a 15 year old, i believe that's called statutory rape.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:22 pm to Pecker
First date, but we were friends for a few months and chatted daily. She was going to school at Alabama and I invted her to an LSU game. I think we boned like 2 minutes after she arrived in BR 
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:31 pm to Pecker
Bout a year and half. Worth it.
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:33 pm to TeddyPadillac
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well, when a 16 year old has sex with a 15 year old, i believe that's called statutory rape.
There's a 2 year gap exception (3 years in some states). So, if you were less than 2 years older than her, there was no statutory rape.
So, you're not a rapist, just an ignorant douchebag.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:09 pm to Pecker
Sounds like you are a douche
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:25 pm to Pecker
The night before our first date.
But that was OK because we were already married.
True Story: On our first date, going into a nice restaurant, the maitre'd asks: "How many?" I answered "Three, we're pregnant!"
But that was OK because we were already married.
True Story: On our first date, going into a nice restaurant, the maitre'd asks: "How many?" I answered "Three, we're pregnant!"
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:31 pm to Pfft
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Over a year, my balls were bluer than the deep blue sea.
She owns your arse, huh?
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:50 pm to Pecker
I’m sure she loves you sharing this with strangers 
Posted on 1/12/18 at 5:17 am to Pecker
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but she thought I was kind of a douche.
Kind of?
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