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re: How many dates with your S/O until you smashed?

Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:35 am to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:35 am to
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You need to buy you another wife, baw.


You need to upgrade your internet-message-board-stereotypical-bullsh*t-sarcastic-response-o-meter, baw
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:41 am to
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but she thought I was kind of a douche.


Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
Member since Aug 2016
4863 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:56 am to
For my previous, it was about half an hour after we met. Started officially "dating" while she was riding me.


Looking back, I should've seen how fricking crazy she was when I got to hit that fast
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:59 am to
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1st for one. We met at work


Was he a convicted sex offender
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
588 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 12:07 pm to
Current GF 4 dates. Industry average seems to be around 3.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19084 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:29 pm to
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You need to upgrade your internet-message-board-stereotypical-bullsh*t-sarcastic-response-o-meter, baw
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30756 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:50 pm to
probably about 15 months, then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half, then i had what the state of LA calls legal sex hundreds of times over the next 17 years, and i did this morning.

Funny part about the statutory rape joke i inserted there is that, my wife knows, i know, and our friends know that i was the one peer pressured into the sex the first time.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:54 pm to
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then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half


quote:

Funny part about the statutory rape joke i inserted there is that, my wife knows, i know, and our friends know that i was the one peer pressured into the sex the first time.


What the frick dude
Posted by tigerpike
P-Ville
Member since Oct 2004
1352 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 3:58 pm to
3 dates maybe 4 or about 3 weeks. Been together almost 13 years and married for 10 years in March.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39250 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

then i statutory raped her about two hundred times over the next year and a half, then i had what the state of LA calls legal sex hundreds of times over the next 17 years, and i did this morning.


quote:

TeddyPedophile


Fify
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30756 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:02 pm to
well, when a 16 year old has sex with a 15 year old, i believe that's called statutory rape.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41986 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:22 pm to
First date, but we were friends for a few months and chatted daily. She was going to school at Alabama and I invted her to an LSU game. I think we boned like 2 minutes after she arrived in BR
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2827 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:31 pm to
Bout a year and half. Worth it.
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
24761 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 4:33 pm to
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well, when a 16 year old has sex with a 15 year old, i believe that's called statutory rape.


There's a 2 year gap exception (3 years in some states). So, if you were less than 2 years older than her, there was no statutory rape.

So, you're not a rapist, just an ignorant douchebag.
This post was edited on 1/11/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted by tiger chaser
Birmingham Ala
Member since Feb 2008
7721 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:09 pm to
Sounds like you are a douche
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:25 pm to
The night before our first date.

But that was OK because we were already married.

True Story: On our first date, going into a nice restaurant, the maitre'd asks: "How many?" I answered "Three, we're pregnant!"
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37026 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Over a year, my balls were bluer than the deep blue sea.




She owns your arse, huh?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17804 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:32 pm to
Dates?? Ha
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 1/11/18 at 5:50 pm to
I’m sure she loves you sharing this with strangers
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 5:17 am to
quote:

but she thought I was kind of a douche.


Kind of?
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