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How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?

Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:13 pm
Posted by helminth
Member since Jan 2018
45 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:13 pm
Indoor gym, wooden bat, a flannel shirt wrapped around your arm (yes, fully clothed). 1 - 3 coyotes at a time.

Some baws say 70, with ease. What’s your number?
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17688 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:13 pm to
Bout tree fiddy
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36111 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:14 pm to
Outdoor board
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72026 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:14 pm to
Coyotes are pretty much the cats of the lupine world. Scruffy could take them all on.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11307 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:14 pm to
realistic answer: maybe one
OT answer: 350
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25852 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:14 pm to
I’d take the bat and knock the frick out of you. The coyotes would eat your gay arse and I’d run away. So probably 20
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:15 pm to
I'd lose track after Juan.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:16 pm to
Coyotes? Pfft, try dingoes.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:16 pm to
At a time? Pretty sure I'd be relatively okay until I grew tired. Maybe 30?
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Some baws say 70


You don't have any friends, shut up.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22890 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:17 pm to
I’d be more worried about coyots if I were yurrr
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15082 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

flannel shirt wrapped around your arm


Hipster ain't killing a yote
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:21 pm to
Not sure about coyotes but I can tell you how to kill 1000 flies at once.

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

Not sure about coyotes but I can tell you how to kill 1000 flies at once.

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.




Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124285 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:23 pm to
Just one

Maybe two
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120178 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:25 pm to
Depends on the coyotes
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:25 pm to
Coyotes are small, weak and scared,

I could dominate quite a few with a baseball bat.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

What’s your number?


Can I bring my donkey? He likes to stomp those little bastards.

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14836 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:26 pm to
wood bat -7

aluminum - infinite
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16170 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 5:29 pm to
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