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helminth
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Member since Jan 2018
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How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Indoor gym, wooden bat, a flannel shirt wrapped around your arm (yes, fully clothed). 1 - 3 coyotes at a time.

Some baws say 70, with ease. What’s your number?


poncho villa
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Bout tree fiddy


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Pepe Lepew
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Outdoor board


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Scruffy
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Coyotes are pretty much the cats of the lupine world. Scruffy could take them all on.


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scott8811
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
realistic answer: maybe one
OT answer: 350


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BigPerm30
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
I’d take the bat and knock the frick out of you. The coyotes would eat your gay arse and I’d run away. So probably 20


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ThatMakesSense
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
I'd lose track after Juan.


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Cdawg
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Coyotes? Pfft, try dingoes.


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HempHead
Alabama Fan
Appalachia
Member since Mar 2011
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
At a time? Pretty sure I'd be relatively okay until I grew tired. Maybe 30?


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Bustedsack
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
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Some baws say 70


You don't have any friends, shut up.


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JumpingTheShark
USA Fan
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
I’d be more worried about coyots if I were yurrr


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weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
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flannel shirt wrapped around your arm


Hipster ain't killing a yote


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Martini
North Carolina Fan
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Member since Mar 2005
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Not sure about coyotes but I can tell you how to kill 1000 flies at once.

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.


HempHead
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Appalachia
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
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Not sure about coyotes but I can tell you how to kill 1000 flies at once.

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.




Image: https://media0.giphy.com/media/lA3qoZE4TKQhi/giphy.gif


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Walt OReilly
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Just one

Maybe two


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Cosmo
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Depends on the coyotes


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TheCaterpillar
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
Coyotes are small, weak and scared,

I could dominate quite a few with a baseball bat.


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Spock's Eyebrow
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
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What’s your number?


Can I bring my donkey? He likes to stomp those little bastards.



olgoi khorkhoi
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
wood bat -7

aluminum - infinite


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REB BEER
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re: How many coyotes could you take with a baseball bat?
All of them


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