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re: How long do you spend in the bathroom to complete a bowel movement?
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:03 pm to TexasTiger08
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:03 pm to TexasTiger08
quote:
I need a good 25-35 to feel comfortable that I’ve completed the process.
Yeah, seems about right, tho maybe a full min is batter that half a min.
Longer you sit on the pot and / or the more you strain, the higher your chance for prolapsed hemmeroids as you age and that surgery is a massive pain in the arse (literally)
Quick and speedy is the best and this was good enough for grandma and grandpa in their day..
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Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:05 pm to TexasTiger08
Christ, man. You should see a doctor. I’ve never taken remotely that long.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:07 pm to TexasTiger08
30 minutes? How do you deal with the hemorrhoids?
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:07 pm to TexasTiger08
In the mornings? 15ish minutes.
Other times it is usually less.
Other times it is usually less.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:08 pm to boosiebadazz
quote:
Before kids? 5- 10 minutes
After kids? 2 hours
I remember having young kids and just using it as on opportunity for some peace and quiet. Eventually you can get them to save you too though.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:09 pm to TexasTiger08
Every time I see a shitty thread on the OT I take a min to thank those that recommended the bidet.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:11 pm to TexasTiger08
Just until I’m finished
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:19 pm to Shepherd
quote:
Till the jobs done.
This is the only right answer. Sometimes it comes out quick and clean like when a dog shits and I'm out in 5 minutes, sometimes I need a little time to hose down.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:23 pm to TexasTiger08
I’d say 13 mins on average.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:27 pm to TexasTiger08
If I let loose a big one you know the ones you can't flush I'll grab my girlfriend and ask her to check this shite out. 
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:32 pm to Chief One Word
At home maybe 5 minutes (weekends and holidays)
At work at least 3.5 hours
The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That's why I shite on company time
At work at least 3.5 hours
The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That's why I shite on company time
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:35 pm to TexasTiger08
Depends on how recently I scrolled through TD prior to the dump
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:48 pm to TexasTiger08
I’m a speed shitter. At most five minutes
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:50 pm to TexasTiger08
quote:
I’m talking from sit down to walking out of the room.
Well yeah. What else is there??
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:56 pm to TexasTiger08
35 minutes, but I shite while showering so that includes cleanup.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 8:58 pm to TexasTiger08
As little time as possible.
I don’t get people sitting in stalls marinating in their own shite smells.
You guys that play on your phone while taking a shite know you smell awful, right?
I don’t get people sitting in stalls marinating in their own shite smells.
You guys that play on your phone while taking a shite know you smell awful, right?
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:11 pm to TexasTiger08
A couple of minutes
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:23 pm to TexasTiger08
Actually shitting...maybe 2-3 minutes. Total time on shitter- get off right before my legs fall asleep.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:25 pm to TexasTiger08
quote:Got damn. You on opiates baw?
need a good 25-35 to feel comfortable that I’ve completed the process.
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:26 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
quote:You know a toilet isn't limited to one flush per use, right?
don’t get people sitting in stalls marinating in their own shite smells.
You guys that play on your phone while taking a shite know you smell awful, right?
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