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re: How fast should sex be to be considered "a quickie"?

Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:36 pm to
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We probably average 15


frick. That.
Posted by slackster
Houston
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:37 pm to
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an hour of foreplay


What is wrong with some of you?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:43 pm to
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And I pity your woman for being stuck with a loser who takes 45 minutes to bring her to orgasm.




You missed the part where y’all women are faking
Posted by slackster
Houston
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:51 pm to
An hour of foreplay? You made it sound like that should be a regular occurrence.

An hour of foreplay sounds nice once in a blue moon, but on a regular basis it loses it's luster. I'm completely in favor of foreplay, but I don't see any reason it should last that long with any regularity.
This post was edited on 7/16/19 at 8:52 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97093 posts
Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:53 pm to
Does foreplay count towards your time or just when you first stick it in?

I probably only actually frick for 3-4 minutes but go well over 10 when you include foreplay, going down, getting a BJ, etc
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 8:59 pm to
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You missed the part where y’all women are faking
Who be talkin’ like that?



Never mind...
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 9:23 pm to
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quote:
quickie


If you get yours before she gets hers


No girl really wants a quickie and I’ve yet to meet one that can regularly go from 0-60 quick enough to get off from a quickie.
In my experience it’s a make driven event that is meant to be fast; meaning if the girl isn’t gonna enjoy be done fast
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 9:35 pm to
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You missed the part where y’all women are faking


I promise you, if it’s been 45 minutes of you trying to make her come, your woman is 100% faking just to get you to finally stop.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 9:49 pm to
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I promise you, if it’s been 45 minutes of you trying to make her come, your woman is 100% faking just to get you to finally stop.


Dinah-Moe Humm
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 9:58 pm to
Tell the kids the house is haunted.

Problem solved.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:01 pm to
Her not getting off is what I consider a quickie
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:05 pm to
A quickie is fricking without foreplay.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:23 pm to
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An hour of foreplay? You made it sound like that should be a regular occurrence.


What? No. I gave it as a hyperbolic example of what would NOT be a quickie, despite only having 5 minutes of sex.

In case it isn’t obvious, I am almost never serious on here. Nothing I write should be read with any sort of tone of gravity.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:25 pm to
Under 10 minutes. For me at least. I’m not carrying the biggest loaf you’ve ever seen, but I can go the distance.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:44 pm to
We need clarification on whether this includes foreplay

To me it doesn’t
Posted by 19
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:45 pm to
If foreplay, then not a quickie.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:47 pm to
Agreed. I think that’s the common denominator

And most women require some sort of foreplay
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:51 pm to
I think the amount of time spent on foreplay and post-coitus really define if it is a “quickie” or not.
2-3 mins of foreplay and 0 cuddling = quickie regardless of how long you actually have sex.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:52 pm to
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We probably average 15

You're doing it wrong or she's a sex addict and cheating on you.
Sorry bud.
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