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re: How far would you drive to NOT get laid?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:20 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:20 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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But this dude drives 6 hours every other weekend to just hang out and get an OTPHJ probably?
I work a 40+ hours a week job and have a wife that puts out less than the bi weekly OTPHJ.
Man seems down bad, but could be doing worse
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:23 pm to sweetwaterbilly
It’s obvious she thinks you’re gay and wants to set you up with her soon to be ex-boyfriend.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:31 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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They’re apparently both very religious and don’t have sex.
Just how did this fact come into your conversation with her?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:36 pm to sweetwaterbilly
I played this game back in my college days and I know the answer. 93 miles. It just happens to be the exact distance between Starkville, MS, and Oxford, MS.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:37 pm to Tbonepatron
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Ask her if she soaks
If she smokes....
Posted on 9/28/21 at 9:25 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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How far would you drive to NOT get laid?
Home
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:06 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Maybe he's looking for someone to marry? Maybe he wants to love someone for more than just sex?
His love life is his private business. In all seriousness, why do you care so much?
His love life is his private business. In all seriousness, why do you care so much?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:10 pm to Tbonepatron
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Ask her if she soaks
That didn’t take long
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:38 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 9/28/21 at 10:46 pm to sweetwaterbilly
I drive from work to home every night to not get laid
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:06 pm to Tbonepatron
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Ask her if she soaks
If sweetwaterbilly was a baw he'd jump on the bed for them.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:09 pm to sweetwaterbilly
I can give you an exact mileage. Let me go check my odometer. BRB
Posted on 9/28/21 at 11:27 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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How far would you drive to NOT get laid? by sweetwaterbilly
Bread and milk is only 5 minutes away
Posted on 9/29/21 at 4:47 am to sweetwaterbilly
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How far would you drive to NOT get laid?
Don’t even have to start my car.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 4:58 am to jimbeam
quote:you really don't know anything about the brain and sex related hormones do you? I mean you don't know the first thing.
The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate. So technically you can have sex like 5 times your whole life and be good.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 5:32 am to fr33manator
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The messed up thing is she’s probably banging the guy down the street the rest of the time.
The really messed up thing is she could probably be banging OP but she's not.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:14 am to sweetwaterbilly
I’d drive a couple hours for a little soaking
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:15 am to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
this dude drives 6 hours every other weekend to just hang out and get an OTPHJ probably
I'd drive 8 for that.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:25 am to sweetwaterbilly
Ask her how does she define sex.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 6:26 am to jimbeam
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The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate.
Sorry, Baw. That proposal lost in a landslide election, years ago.
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