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How far would you drive to NOT get laid?

Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:47 pm
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:47 pm
A girl in her early 20s lives next to me (no pics.. you don’t want them anyway). She’s dating a guy who lives 3 hours away. They alternate visiting weekends.

They’re apparently both very religious and don’t have sex. No judgment, to each their own. But this dude drives 6 hours every other weekend to just hang out and get an OTPHJ probably?

Couldn’t he just find a chick in his own city to not have sex with him?
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to
Ask her if she soaks
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to
The messed up thing is she’s probably banging the guy down the street the rest of the time.

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to
That’s a lot of driving for an over the pants handy, but if he’s getting an under the pants handy totally worth it
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21446 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:49 pm to
From Houston to Louisiana.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62773 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:50 pm to
Just because they are telling you, the neighbor, that they aren't having sex, does not mean they aren't having sex.
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 7:51 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:50 pm to
The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate. So technically you can have sex like 5 times your whole life and be good.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21153 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

Couldn’t he just find a chick in his own city to not have sex with him?



Never underestimate how badly some people need the security of being "in a relationship." Trying to meet someone new involves uncertainty.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:53 pm to
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That’s a lot of driving for an over the pants handy, but if he’s getting an under the pants handy totally worth it


You’re not wrong. I’d drive pretty far for a good HJ
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175875 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:53 pm to
Rag used to tell the story of some loser that drove and before he even got to the State line was told he wasn't getting any and to turn around
Posted by adp
Member since Jul 2015
2735 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:54 pm to
Not that weird. They probably have good jobs. I'm sure they'll move closer eventually.

If your a doc and have tons of clients it would be hard to ditch.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:59 pm to
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Not that weird. They probably have good jobs.


She’s currently unemployed. But I guess they make it work. Different strokes and all
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:00 pm to
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She’s currently unemployed.



Aside from the OnlyFans
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:01 pm to
Hell, maybe she could get in the same racket as that OnlyFans girl who had the threesome with her husband and God
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:03 pm to
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Different strokes and all


But only over the pants strokes….
Posted by adp
Member since Jul 2015
2735 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:13 pm to
Yeah I don't like girls that don't work.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Yeah I don't like girls that don't work.
...oh pls, i envy them.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21446 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Rag used to tell the story of some loser that drove and before he even got to the State line was told he wasn't getting any and to turn around




That guy had really great hair.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate. So technically you can have sex like 5 times your whole life and be good.

Damn I’m already half way there
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3592 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:19 pm to
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You’re not wrong. I’d drive pretty far for a good HJ


Meh, if i want a hand job i’ll do it myself. I aint driving more than across town if theres no bj or pussy involved.
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