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re: How far are you allowed to go with a stripper before it's considered cheating?

Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:05 pm to
Balls deep.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19174 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:05 pm to
Pretend your mom is watching. When it gets awkward, you've gone too far.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:05 pm to
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Haha! That was pretty funny!
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OKellsBells
please don't encourage him
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
63066 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:07 pm to
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If the SO feels they were cheated on that is the only opinion that matters.



her opinion never matters. you just have to make her believe it does
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84302 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:09 pm to
Should be able to do whatever at that party. Marriage is a long fricking time
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:10 pm to
Motorboat. Fingering or oral would be a little far.
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6707 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:11 pm to
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Specifically during a lap dance for your bachelor or bachelorette party.

If you haven't gotten that out of your system by the time you get married....you don't need to get married yet.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:20 pm to
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If you haven't gotten that out of your system by the time you get married....you don't need to get married yet.



So you can only get married if you're a prude?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:23 pm to
its not cheating if you pay for it
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:23 pm to
What are you, the anti Yellowfin?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79615 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:23 pm to
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her opinion never matters. you just have to make her believe it does






Seriously though. If she feels betrayed then she feels betrayed and nothing you do can change that.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:24 pm to
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How far are you allowed to go with a stripper before it's considered cheating?
Strippers aren't people so it's not cheating.
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24310 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:26 pm to
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The stripper can jerk you off, that's fine. But if you jerk him off then it's definitely cheating.





May the Great Doof bless you.
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3078 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:32 pm to
Let your conscience be your guide. If it want bother you...call off the wedding.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2426 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:32 pm to
Hand Job is the start
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:32 pm to
If you give one a blowjob make sure your friend isn't taking pictures
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
90038 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:35 pm to
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So you can only get married if you're a prude?


Too each his own, but anecdotal evidence seems to show a high correlation between bachelor parties at strip clubs and marriages that end in divorce. Mine included.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:36 pm to
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Too each his own, but anecdotal evidence seems to show a high correlation between bachelor parties at strip clubs and marriages that end in divorce. Mine included.



Well then, looks like every single one of my friends is going to get a divorce.
Posted by terriblegreen
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Member since Aug 2011
11320 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:37 pm to
Dont get caught and you'll be fine.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19460 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 2:39 pm to
I'm interested as well

squeezing titties?
suckin on dem titties?
arse squeeze?
watching her go down on another stripper?
licking whip cream out her booty hole?
covering yourself in chocolate syrup and letting her lick you clean?
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