How efficient is the Squatty Potty?

You'll never want to drop a mud monkey without one once you try it. I'm not even joking.

Howard Stern won't shut up about it and I don't doubt that it works, but it looks kind of trashy to me. Unless you have a really large storage closet right by your toilet or you want to keep it in a spare, lightly used bathroom it's gross.

The thing that makes it somewhat appealing to me is that my new Toto bidet/toilet from Japan is so fricking high that it does make pooping less efficient and pleasant. But my bathroom is unbelievably feng shui now and that plastic gizmo will ruin it.

Just do a squat in the woods.

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You'll never want to drop a mud monkey without one once you try it. I'm not even joking.

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This

I feel like the increased stream lining of the poop chute would cause an increase in splash backs

I will duplicate this effect with a pair of beer boxes in the morning and report back.

Works great. Will change your life.

This is the correct way to use the toilet.