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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:26 pm to JiminyCricket
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:26 pm to JiminyCricket
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wife initiate
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:38 pm to cadillac7563
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She passes out from drinking.
My wife drinks fairly sparingly but the one time we did have drunken sex pretty much guaranteed it would never happen again.
It was a good time but her first and last hangover was not a good experience.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:04 am to Shameless
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My wife usually gets fixed up, puts on some lingerie, slides onto my lap, and asks me if I’m ready to go using her only eye…
Fify
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:09 am to GreenRockTiger
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We were in this situation once - we have six kids now
Jesus, it's a vagina, not a clown car.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:12 am to JiminyCricket
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but she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Seriously don't complain about that, a woman who is direct and to the point is hard to find.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:51 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:Yea - we are in the process of adopting actually.
We were in this situation once - we have six kids now
What's one more right?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:17 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
She taps the lock on the cage against the bars 6 times.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:24 am to Niner
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Niner
Six kids? Change your name to Nooner!
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:30 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
I’m confused by the question
Posted on 10/11/21 at 8:27 am to JiminyCricket
At gunpoint
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:11 am to JiminyCricket
sometimes its subtle touching and stroking. sometimes she looks me in the eyes and says "lets go frick".
i dont care which tactic she uses.
i dont care which tactic she uses.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:12 am to JiminyCricket
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n older mentor of mine tell me
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smash like your
really?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:10 am to LSUSports247
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Telepathically, because she thinks I’m a damn mind reader
This right here...
When it finally does happen, I'll make the standard joke about how it's been at least two months since the last time.
Then I have to listen to her about how she has been trying all week.
I mean damn woman. Maybe if her "trying" was more than shaving her legs out of her normal routine.
Like I go check on her each time she is taking a bath and plot that on a calendar.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:48 am to trentw
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I mean damn woman. Maybe if her "trying" was more than shaving her legs out of her normal routine.
Like I go check on her each time she is taking a bath and plot that on a calendar
KMSL, mine questions me with this exact thing?
The next day after her shaving her legs would ask me. "Guess you didnt notice i shaved for you last night" like cmon...
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:53 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Usually she.....Well, I can't remember.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 12:06 pm to JiminyCricket
she smiles at me
Posted on 3/28/22 at 10:42 am to JiminyCricket
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she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Had this happen yesterday and it made me thing of this thread... we get home from grabbing some groceries and I'm about to go fire up the grill and she's like "wanna go upstairs?" I'm so confused, I'm thinking, "for what?".
Nothing leading up to it... she must of saw some hot airman at the commissary or something.
This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 10:46 am
Posted on 3/28/22 at 10:43 am to JiminyCricket
Initiate … hahahaha
Posted on 3/28/22 at 10:43 am to cubsfan5150
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she must of saw some hot airman at the commissary or something.
this is the only answer
Posted on 3/28/22 at 10:45 am to JiminyCricket
its been so long i've forgotten what she does.......i'll have to ask one of the neighbors.
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